MySpace Trawl - Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards

This could be a first - a band that's crossed our path on MySpace has managed to utterly confuse us.

Known as the Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards, this bonkers trio make music snatches with elements of old-school electronica and then paste it together with the frenzied genre of Grindcore that we all know and love.

Of course the songs are all short and to the point. If you’re still confused by our description, maybe their own biography will help you: 

“Three stupid idiots went berserk and killed people. Found some more idiots….one a girl…..the other…a boy…Throwing people into the sky. Then the Idiots They fall into toxic waste. They grow into Dinosaurs. With Robotic Limbs. A Ninja trained them in the Dark Arts. They find Keyboards. They Find Guitar. They Find Synth. They Kill more People. They can't wait to do poo poos on PEOPLE. They like the woofing dog. Get Us A Robo rape.” 

Or maybe not. 

However, you look at the Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards, be it through crossed eyes or genuine excitement - their own brand of craziness will surely convert people or have them screaming on the floor wishing for it to stop. 

Read more: 

Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - MySpace