Nope, this isn’t us giving you the name of an ironically-titled band. After nearly a year of bringing you the best in what undiscovered gems the internet has to offer, we thought we’d show you how bad some music out there really is.

Don’t ever base yourselves on some bloke called The Product. Described on his MySpace page as punk punk punk, it actually is shit shit shit. It doesn’t seem like much time or effort has been put in to any of these four piss-poor tracks. All of which are available to download by the way, probably because they are so shambolic that no-one in their right mind would bother forking over any money for them. If someone gave us the money we’d rather swallow the cash instead of spending it on this tripe. Even if the coins don’t have chocolate in them, we’ll still try and eat some before choking to death on our own vomit.