It’s Christmas; usually a time for fresh-faced youngsters to knock on your door and sing carols while you stand around either lap up the festive cheers, worry how much they’ll beg from you or – like us – tell them to piss off and bother someone else.

Music is generally crap this time of year too, with horrible Christmas singles out – which of course we’ve been telling you all about – and it’s time for Noddy Holder to reap in the benefits of his one decent song when it gets belted out on pretty much every TV music channel, radio station or adverts for Asda. Instead of bringing you some calm, soothing festive music with an annoying children’s choir in it, we’ve decided to rock out with this week’s band – Fyreon.

Who are anything but calming, soothing and thankfully don’t feature any children.