Well, we were going to make a crap joke to open this story about how cool it would be to build the ultimate machine. You know it would cook food for you, scratch your arse and sometimes get two numbers right on the lottery using ancient Greek mathematical methods.

Sadly, the useless piece of cack that is MySpace decided to break on our computer and not load properly. Subsequently we can’t really bang on about how brilliant she is and why she will become the biggest female star of 2009.

If any press or PR types want a quote from us, we believe that Florence And The Machines are “five million times better then Kate Nash and five million times less annoying than that ear splintering cockney twang”.

The best we can muscle up to prove how good Florence And The Machines are is via this handy YouTube video for the underground smash that is Kiss With A Fist. All you people who over-read into things will have a field day with it:

Visiting this link will also give some more audio and video treats. Now go buy any remaining copes of her debut 7”. Sorted.

For more:

And The Machines MySpace

[If it pissing works]