For a change this week, we thought we’d get away from the usual music lark and instead offer you something a bit different.

Obviously this is a music feature and some of you may be left scratching your head until sparks appear and burn down your house. There is music involved in what we have found, but it’s not the main focus of what’s going on. In what can only be described as comedy cut and paste tape music, we have stumbled head first in to the hilarious work of Cassetteboy.

After trying to research Cassetteboy, we came to the conclusion that they are the Banksys of the music world, as bugger all is known about them. Even their record label seems to be non-existent. 

Little information is given out for the probable reason that the majority of the songs they’ve done sample various people without permission. If that wasn’t bad enough, various bits of speech are cut up to make the people in question say stuff that they wouldn’t normally utter. 

Take the song Nigella’s XXXmas. Everyone’s finger-sucking chef Nigella Lawson is known for trying to be all sexual in her cookery shows and this track pretty much takes pieces of her audio and makes her sound like the whore we think she really is. 

Oddly, all these songs have a nice Christmas theme running through then, indicating to us the creators probably can’t be arsed to take them down! Though if you can find and listen to the track Eyes Of A Tranny’s Fanny it will ruin your illusion of Harry Potter for ever. We promise. 

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