Must-Watch TV: Sharon Osbourne Tonight - Drunk

Raise your glasses 'cos the bitch is back.
 
You can't keep a good hellraiser down. According to reports, Sharon Osbourne turned up on set of The Sharon Osbourne Show drunk yesterday. Luckily Sharon Osbourne had a killer excuse for being so hopelessly drunk:

"I’m pissed, but it's my birthday."

That's right, yesterday was Sharon's 54th. We wonder if she got her alcohol from Asda.

Still, at least we know that under all of those baggy nylon jumpers beats the heart of old hellraiser we know and love. We're told that Sharon frequently exclaimed "Oh fuck, I made a mistake" throughout filming – some would argue that making the show was a mistake, but we'll not dwell on that. We bet that’s the most entertainment her studio audience have had in a long time.

Normally The Sharon Osbourne Show is dullness incarnate and we get the sinking feeling that the producers of the show will edit all of Sharon's wobbly drunken behaviour down to the normal boring crap. Such a pity. The show will be aired at 5pm tonight. 

Tea time television would be so much more entertaining if presenters turn up pissed, don't you think? Can you imagine the carnage if Richard and Judy were allowed to knock back absinthe in the Green Room? Television GOLD!

Sharon Osbourne's Destructo Boozeathon The Sharon Osbourne Show will be broadcast tonight at 5pm. If any of you geeks manage to get a drunken Sharon Osbourne outburst captured on YouTube and quickly leave the link as a comment, we'll send you a paltry token of our appreciation.

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