As far as the music industry is concerned, twerking is the name of the game these days. So what do you do when you’re a female popstar that just can’t bring herself to jiggle the jelly? You make like Lily Allen and point out exactly how ridiculous the whole thing is.
I’m no expert, but if you look at Lily’s new video for ‘Hard Out Here’, it looks like she might have a bone or two to pick with the music biz. The most subtle clue being a set of foil balloons spelling out the phrase ‘Lily Allen Has A Baggy Pussy’. Genitalia-themed balloons – they’re taking over Beats headphones and strippers as the must-have video prop.