"Who would be your ideal dinner party guest?" is one of those questions that's supposed to reveal all sorts about the person answering it. Our answer is always "anyone but you, you tedious dickleak," so read into that whatever you like.
But when 'vaguely upmarket but not so upmarket that we can't still print pictures of tits' lads mag Esquire asked a group of American men who their ideal dinner party guest would be, they chose unfunny big-chinned car-obsessed American chatshow host Jay Leno. We think we prefer our answer.
It must be great being Jay Leno. Spending your day tinkering with cars, then getting dressed in a suit, high-fiving some rednecks, reading out some partially funny newspaper adverts to a bloke holding a guitar that's paid to laugh at everything you say and then chatting to Reese Witherspoon for a bit before going home. Sounds like the perfect job to us.
And on top of that, Jay Leno is the man that all of America (OK – 1083 American men over the age of 25) want to come to dinner. Esquire magazine conducted a survey across America for its July issue, and one question was the age-old dinner party brainteaser. 37% of men polled chose Jay Leno, with Bill Clinton coming second, followed by George Clooney and President Bush.
As for the female guests for the dinner party in their heads, the polled American men went for US Secretary Of State Condoleezza Rice and then Angelina Jolie instead of 'beauties' like Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. All in all, Esquire compiled 29 questions for these men to answer and, although we think we can spare you the details of most of them, it's safe to say that American men like Colin Powell, don't like George Bush and lie through their teeth about not wanting to be American Idol winner Taylor Hicks.
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
k says
“anyone but you, you tedious dickleak”
Brilliant! I’m going to have to find some way to work that into a sentence soon.