Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (or Brangelina, for those of you who still think mashing two names together is cosmopolitan) might be getting married in Italy this weekend. Or they might not be.
Because nobody really knows what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to be doing. They might have a big romantic wedding on the shores of Lake Como like everyone is saying. Or they might have heard about an interesting dinosaur museum in Italy that they haven’t visited. Nobody knows, but one thing’s for sure: Jennifer Aniston‘s sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle won’t be getting any less sick or twisted in the near future.
Brad Pitt (DVDs) and Angelina Jolie (really, stop it with the Brangelina.
Nobody thinks you’re clever just because you can copy a slightly camp
man on an entertainment show) are in Italy. And this has led to roughly
everyone in Italy thinking that Brad and Angelina will be getting
married there this weekend.
Nothing’s been announced, but the rumours say that Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie will get hitched in the lakeside grounds of a villa
belonging to Brad’s friend Geroge Clooney. Almost exactly the same
rumours as last September, in fact, when Clooney had to deny that a Pitt-Jolie wedding
would take place at his place. And these rumours explain why the Italians are so
excited. Reuters reports some spectacular finger crossing from a
spokeswoman for the luxury Italian Villa d’Este hotel:
"We don’t have any bookings under their or their agents’ names,
maybe because it will be an intimate celebration. In any case we’re ready to stage a wedding ceremony."
So
maybe Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (screw Brangelina, we’re calling
them Jitt from now on) really are going to get married in Italy – just
like when they got married in a Buddhist ceremony in November. Some bloke in a pub in Italy certainly seems to think so:
"They are cleaning the village and tidying up everything, something is going to happen."
Well, that’s conclusive enough for us. Even though Angelina Jolie does say that she’ll never marry Brad Pitt.
Of course, it’s Jennifer Aniston who we feel sorry for. Her skin must be crawling off her body into the Bermuda Triangle at the moment, or whatever the hell it was that she said in that interview.
Read more:
Lake Como buzzes with Pitt-Jolie wedding rumours – Reuters
[story by Stuart Heritage]