It seems that traditional values that have always been upheld by society have gone slightly pear shaped. For centuries, it’s been a common sight to see two blokes square up to each other over the most simple of matters. Pint rage is a common spark for a punch-up. When 10ml of precious lager is accidentally spilt, at least five litres of blood has to flow from the perpetrator before it is deemed an acceptable apology for pint spillage.

But as time moves on, so does society. Men still fight and will continue until the world explodes, but now the girlies are getting in on the act. They’ve bypassed verbal squabbles and have got straight in to pulling out their enemies’ fake nails/eyelashes/hair. Even famous people are getting in on the act, with Kate Moss muscling in on the scene. Maybe she thinks it’s a trend and can flog it at Topshop. At the recent V Festival, she made poor Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud cry, what a cow.