It seems that traditional values that have always been upheld by society have gone slightly pear shaped. For centuries, it’s been a common sight to see two blokes square up to each other over the most simple of matters. Pint rage is a common spark for a punch-up. When 10ml of precious lager is accidentally spilt, at least five litres of blood has to flow from the perpetrator before it is deemed an acceptable apology for pint spillage. 

But as time moves on, so does society. Men still fight and will continue until the world explodes, but now the girlies are getting in on the act. They’ve bypassed verbal squabbles and have got straight in to pulling out their enemies' fake nails/eyelashes/hair. Even famous people are getting in on the act, with Kate Moss muscling in on the scene. Maybe she thinks it’s a trend and can flog it at Topshop. At the recent V Festival, she made poor Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud cry. What a cow. 

For ages, the only member out of Girls Aloud who’s done more than just sing a few songs has been Cheryl Cole. The Geordie loudmouth has had a few spats with annoying cockney gobshite Lily Allen, like when she said that Lily had a penis, when we all know that she's just got a third nipple. This being the same Lily Allen who seemingly makes a career out of calling other people rude names. Take your pick from Corinne Bailey Rae or Lady Sovereign or Lindsay Lohan. They’ve all felt her acid tongue. We assume she does this to cover up the fact that she isn’t really from a ghetto background and is about as street as the tramps who sleep on them. 

What bugs us about girls when they argue is that they don’t get violent. All they seem to do is literally call each other names. Even then, it’s not even done in the same room. Quite often, they’ll issue comments through blogs, press releases or filter statements through the press. It’s a bit boring really. So it was a slight release when something more than name calling went down when Kate Moss and Sarah Harding bumped in to each other at the V Festival. Apparently Kate Moss – who has nothing to do with music apart from once going out with Britain’s favourite junkie Pete Doherty – was in the VIP area and so was Sarah Harding. We don’t know or really care if Girls Aloud were miming playing the festival, but she was asked to move from the area by Moss.

If a normal person requested this, it probably wouldn’t happen, but seeing as how the requester was Kate Moss – who can seemingly do what she pleases – she wasn't happy until she got her way. After seeing Harding at her table, Moss was reported to have said: 

“Who are these people? There's too many of them. I'm not going in there, no chance. Get them out!" 

Cue some harsh words and some tampons being thrown at each other, it made poor Sarah cry. And in true girly style, she buggered off to the toilet and locked herself in. Like swans, girls piss off to the bog in pairs so we expect someone went with her to help reapply her tear-stained makeup and then lots of girly banter ensued. Things like “I’m gonna scratch her eyes out” and “I hate her fucking guts” would probably be the top and bottom of such conversation.  

Fights between UK females are slowly hotting up. After tears flowing after an argument, we at least want to see some hair pulling. Though they should really look to Foxy Brown for inspiration if they really want to know how to kick arse. Maybe Foxy should teach classes in launching Blackberries at people from various distances. 

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Kate Moss Makes Sarah Harding Cry – Digital Spy