Brad Pitt wants more children, although it’s unclear if Pitt meant more of the children that you go to vaguely ethnic countries to buy or more of the children that are made by having sex and then going to live in Namibia for a while.

But it doesn’t matter – Brad Pitt is currently at the Venice Film Festival promoting his new movie The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. But, having realised that repeating the movie’s title over and over again will probably give him an asthma attack, Brad Pitt has decided to announce that he’s ready to have more children with Angelina Jolie. Although people have been reading Brad’s statement as a desire to father more biological children, we can’t yet rule out the possibility that Brad and Angelina are going to choose their next adopted child via a televised search show entitled The Third World’s Got Talent, so that Brad Pitt can finally realise his dreams of fathering a tiny Somalian juggler.