Judging by the ridiculous flurry of Batman 3 speculation lately, you’d be forgiven for thinking that every single human on Earth would a role in it.
But hold your horses, buster. Aaron Eckhart isn’t going to be in Batman 3. That might sound like common sense, seeing as how his character Two-Face stacked it to death off a building at the end of The Dark Knight, but apparently a handful of internet ninnies have decided that Two-Face didn’t die at all, and that both he and his silly voice will return for Batman 3.
And that’s why Aaron Eckhart has come forward to declare once and for all that Two-Face is definitely 100% dead. But don’t worry, disappointed Aaron Eckhart fans – he might not be returning for Batman 3, but copies of his 2007 Catherine Zeta Jones cookery-based romantic comedy No Reservations are still available to buy or rent on DVD. Yes, we thought that’d please you.
This whole Batman 3 malarkey is getting a bit out of hand, isn’t it. Because The Dark Knight has taken over half a billion dollars since it was released, everyone’s got so desperate for news about the sequel that they’ll believe any old crap that’s hurled at them.
But in reality, not much is known about Batman 3 at all. The only concrete Batman 3 facts are as follows:
1) Catwoman and The Penguin definitely won’t be appearing in Batman 3.
2) Despite this, Catwoman will definitely be played by Angelina Jolie.
3) In addition, Cher will also definitely be Batman 3‘s Catwoman.
4) Johnny Depp. Definitely.
And they’re literally all the stone-cold facts we can tell you about Batman 3. All of them are unequivocally true. As is the news that Two-Face died in The Dark Knight and definitely won’t be returning for a sequel. No, really.
Seriously, Aaron Eckhart can’t make that clear enough. You know that bit at the end of The Dark Knight where Two-Face and Batman fall out of a window and everyone’s all like “Oh, Two-Face is dead” and Batman has to run off because there’s a dog chasing him or something? Yeah, despite what the corner of the internet that smells most like Clearasil and stale jism says, he is actually dead. Even Aaron Eckhart says so. Eckhart told Comingsoon:
“He is dead as a door nail. He ain’t coming back baby! I asked Chris [Nolan] that question and he goes, “You’re dead” before I could even get the question out of my mouth. “Hey Chris, am I?” “You’re dead!” Alright, cool.”
So that’s that – Two-Face is definitely dead, definitely not coming back and that definitely means that in Batman 3 Christian Bale will have to find someone new to growl incoherently at.
To take stock, then – Aaron Eckhart won’t return for Batman 3 because his character’s dead and Heath Ledger won’t return because he’s actually dead. Cuh, some people will do anything to make sure they don’t get a crappy, pointless, totally unexplained Cillian Murphy-style cameo at the start of the next film, won’t they.
Joke Police says
Aaron Eckhart and the Wolfman on Disturbing Friday Fun – dead ringers.
It feels quite cathartic to write a comment unrelated to Republican rantings.
gir says
THE WOLFMAN??? WHAT ARE YOU A MARXIST???
Porrohman says
Whens this dark knight thing oot then? i`ve heard fuck all aboot it!
kunderemp says
Anarky! Anarky!
They should look at non-famous list of Batman enemies such as anti-villain Anarky created by Alan Grant and Noam Bregs-what-ever-his-name.
rezasdfd says
dang i reall y wanted 2 face again i thing if they dont bring back 2 face it was a waste of time for him to be on screen like people loved joker so instead of 2 face put in more joker if ur not gonna use 2 face chris nolan is kinda dumb if he decided to waste valuable time for joker on 2 face IF 2 FACE ISNT EVEN IN BATMAN 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coldneo says
Two-Face heißt mit bürgerlichem Namen Harvey Dent und ist der ehemalige Bezirksstaatsanwalt von Gotham City, der, seit er von einem Angeklagten im Gerichtssaal mit Säure angegriffen wurde, physiognomisch schwer entstellt ist. Als Ergebnis des Säureangriffs teilt sich Dents Gesicht in der Mitte in zwei ganz und gar gegensätzliche Hälften: die makellos schöne, attraktiv-ansehnliche rechte Gesichtshälfte und die säurezerfressene, zernarbte und abstoßende linke Gesichtshälfte.
SO IT WILL BE THE TWO FACE ^^
cryhavoc says
Do any of you think that it is possible that Aaron Eckhart and Chris Nolan planned this out far in advance? Do you think it is possible that Nolan will secretly bring him back? Maybe he said “If anyone asks, tell them you’re dead.” Maybe they want the audience to believe he is dead just like the citizens of Gotham believe. Maybe it will kind of be like what happened to Jim Gordon in the dark knight, a conspiracy. Right?
I mean, the way it is now is just an insult. Sal Maroni even said to Batman “Look, let’s be men of common sense here, the fall wouldn’t kill me” and I believe he was dropped from the same height as Dent, Ironically Sal was killed in a car crash that Two face survived. Hmmmmmm. I mean, come on!
SunnyD says
I REALLY THINK THAT THEY SHOULDNT OF KILLED HARVEY DENT IN THE DARK KNIGHT BECAUSE THAT KINDA MADE THE END OF THE MOVIE, the joker was good and everything like i loved him and it was sad to see him go but comeon like why the fuck did u bring two-face in for the end of the movie then kill him like shit dont be retarted. but all i know is johnny depp is ganna be playing the ridiler in the 3rd one and ik that for sure so get ready for a good BATMAN 3.
todd says
ok first of all two face is not dead there is no fucking way that nolan brought such an important villian into the movie and then killed his ass off 15 minutes after we got used to seeing two face that would be stupid as shit and second I highly dought we r gonna c joker in the 3rd production they will tie the characters story line off no one can top that performance you would have to get every single detail right its just not gonna happen and third I really dont think ur gonna c characters like riddler or penguin in the 3rd movie yes i k that there has been speculation about riddler but nolan said himself he wants to use different characters not used in past batman videos The villins I would like to c r 1.two face
2. scarecrow
3. harley quinn
jamie says
hey buddy why would they bring scarecrow and two face back if they were in the previous movies? maybe two face but they want new ideas. they dont want to make the same movie again
mike says
Chris Nolan is a moron why would he kill off Ras al ghoul and Two Face, two of my favorite villians and two of batmans arch enemies
Tifa says
Quick reply here – You say nobody can top the performance, but did you know that Heath Ledger died mid-making the film, and someone replaced him? Which means the performance was made by some random guy. XD So maybe he’ll be in Ledger’s place as Joker.
Two-Face most likely isn’t coming back. If Nolan stated he wanted different villains then he won’t use Two-Face as he was seen in the previous films, like Riddler and Penguin.
Joker will be back, no doubt; with his beautiful-but-crazy sidekick Harley Quinn. Hopefully, she’ll be based more off the Arkham Asylum version, as she was hot but a complete lunatic. She amde the game interesting. And in all honesty, the Joker from AA was great too. I’d want to see that version of the Joker in a film.
We’ll just have to wait and see, hey. :)
Ty says
if two face aint in the next movie i now alot of people wont see it ….it will be a flop
Ashey says
Actually, you’re mistaken. Heath Ledger passed away after filming Batman was completed. The Joker 100% Heath Ledger.