Miss USA Falls On Her Ass, Again. Doesn’t Win Miss Universe

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July 14th, 2008 at 17:22 by David Schwartz

Why can’t the winners of Miss USA stay on their feet?

Last year the then reigning champion Rachel Smith fell flat on her arse, now this year’s USA champion, Crystle Stewart did the same while strutting her stuff at the Miss Universe pageant 2008.

How hard can it be to walk across the stage?

Anyway it’s fair to say that pretty much hit the US’s hopes of winning the title, which eventually went to Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza, who didn’t fall over.

See to win Miss Universe, we are pretty sure the criteria is to be hot, but also have the ability to walk 20 yards across a stage.

Something for Team America to work on for next year.

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3 Responses to “Miss USA Falls On Her Ass, Again. Doesn’t Win Miss Universe”

  1. Pamalamadingdong Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Oh WHAT? WHHHHHHHHHHATTTTT? Now we’re supposed to WALK too??

  2. Poov-E Pol3L3gg3r Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 2:17 am

    She did it intentionally hoping she’d get propers for carrying on in the face of great adversity.

    And it worked!!

    I felt for her hair! *vote*

  3. J.K. Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 7:04 am

    The “fall of the U.S.A.”, aptly symbolized here, is the current mood in the country — tense, not quite with it, as our leaders botch intelligence and war, while shooting friends in the face.
    Don’t worry, like the beauty here, we too will get back up soon.

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