You know how it is when you’re a slim, beautiful and successful actress who dates rock stars; it’s a flippin’ nightmare isn’t it?

Just look at poor Mischa Barton; the O.C actress is having a hell of a time at the moment because of the burden of her beauty and riches. Shame.

O.C star Mischa Barton (DVDs)
- who dates Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler – appears to be feeling
the pressure of being struck down with being a stunning and radiant
Hollywood starlet and has voiced her concerns about this unfortunate
and debilitating condition. FemaleFirst.co.uk quoted Mischa as saying:

"It kind of irritates me that I’m seen as this pretty face."

It must be really hard for you Mischa, and hecklerspray’s heart really does go out to you.

Mischa,
whose beauty infliction has won her a modelling contract with
high-street chain Accessorize went on to expose the horrific side
effects of living with prettiness:

"People
also say I’m too thin. The truth is pretty people aren’t as accepted as
other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It’s like, ‘She’s pretty
and thin, so she’s got to have problems. She must be anorexic or
depressed or bitchy.’"

Bitchiness
is certainly a side-effect Mischa is suffering from; talking to Top Of
The Pops magazine about O.C co-star and fellow sufferer of
gorgeousness, Rachel Bilson, she said:

"Rachel
is way more overtly sexual than I am. I’m so tall and lanky. I think
I’d be scared of having her voluptuousness. I like being understatedly
sexual."

Mischa
is clearly struggling to keep this side-effect of her illness at bay,
but everyone knows this little comment carries undertones of ‘chubby’
and ‘slutty’.

To
top it all, Mischa Barton and friends will never know the joy of being called
a minger or having someone sing Who Let The Dogs Out to them, like
some of the more aesthetically challenged celebrities such as the Jodie
Marshs and Jade Goodys of this world.

Are your hearts bleeding yet, hecklerspray readers?

Nope, didn’t think so.

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[story by Joanna Sim]