Mindy McCready Has A Full Throttle Nervous Breakdown
Then buzz it up
July 24th, 2008 at 19:00 by Stuart Heritage
Some advance warning: in 52 weeks’ time, just stay in your house - Mindy McCready’s going to do something mental.
Honestly, it’s true. Almost exactly a year ago to the day, country singer Mindy McCready was arrested for apparently beating her mother up, and now she’s been admitted to rehab following a nervous breakdown and possible overdose.
McCready’s breakdown comes after the revelation that she’s had a 15-year affair with US sports star Roger Clemens. So what can we expect from Mindy McCready in July 2009? It’s a tricky one to predict - mother-punching and nervous breakdowns are notoriously hard to top. We don’t think she’s abused any animals so far - maybe that’s an avenue.
We might be wrong here, but we’re starting to get the impression that Mindy McCready is the next step in human evolution. She’s like a walking, talking pocket-sized version of hecklerspray. Seriously, think of any story we’ve ever covered and Mindy McCready’s already been there.
Christian Bale allegedly slapping his mother about? Mindy McCready was there a year ago. Madonna allegedly having an affair with a famous sportsman? Mindy McCready’s apparently been doing that for 15 years. Jamie Lynn Spears’ youthful sexuality? Believe what you read and you’ll see that Mindy McCready has done that too, and with the sports star we were just talking about.
Going to rehab like every other celebrity that’s ever lived? Turns out that Mindy McCready is already on the case as well.
But maybe we should spool back a little. If you’re not a country fan - and we’re guessing you’re not because you can read - then maybe you only know Mindy McCready as the drug-abusing motherslapper country singer. When, in actuality, there’s so much more to her than that - she’s a drug-abusing motherslapper country singer who admits to an affair with baseball player Roger Clemens that started when she was 15.
Never the most stable of individuals - she’s got a suicide attempt, a jail sentence and an engagement to Superman under her belt already - the discovery of her secret affair with Clemens sent Mindy McCready over the edge. And that’s why she’s in rehab. People reports:
After a trip to the emergency room in Tennessee, country singer Mindy McCready entered rehab for undisclosed reasons, her rep tells PEOPLE. “Mindy McCready did receive emergency care at Vanderbilt University Medical Center,” says her rep. “Other issues made it prudent for her to seek longer-term and broader-based treatment.”
It’s not been made clear what Mindy McCready is actually in rehab for - if it’s to fix all of her problems then we might not see her again for a decade or two.
So let’s hope that Mindy seeks treatment for the problem that’s caused the most pain in her life first. It’ll be a painful journey, and sometimes she’ll regret even embarking on it, but if she knuckles down and absolutely dedicates herself to it, perhaps one day Mindy McCready will have beaten her addiction to being a country singer.
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July 29th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
she was supposed to be in court Tuesday to answer why she forged her community service records. that’s why she “OD’d” notice it’s always right before a court date she knows she’s screwed on, it’s always with a non-lethal pill that just gives you a stomach ache, and its never enough alcohol to kill anyone. A woman that big can’t od from one bottle of vodka. and she also always “has a break down” with someone on the telephone right before she does it so that they can alert the police. she’s never in any real danger, never ever means to actually harm herself , but the next day she’s back on tv, and she gets a new court date and sympathy for the judge. Pretty nice little routine she’s come up with. Nice how she does it all at the expense of the courts, police, EMS workers, and her unborn children. She’s done this like 3 times in 3 years, and she’s always pregnant . Apparently from people that have been around her lately , she spends all her money on booze and illegally obtained pills. She won’t buy any food for the kid and her family has to support them both. I know her personally and have experienced 1st hand what a crook she is. She rips people off and runs up large bills that she refuses to pay for because she thinks she’s a celebrity . She one hit over ten years ago , and even her label dropped her because she was such an ass-ache and so hard to deal with. SHe can’t sing any more and she’s a fat bloated cow from all the drugs and booze.I hope they lock her up for good. They finally gave her another show in Nashville this year and she cussed through her whole set in front of families and children. It’s over for her , why won’t she just go away?