Miley Cyrus is everywhere – TV, movie, magazines, record stores – so you’d expect that the girl would like a bit of privacy now and then.

Tish tosh, people, nothing of the sort. In fact, not even Miley Cyrus’ constant media saturation is enough for her – which is why she appears to be chronicling her entire life with photographs in an incredibly regimented way. Even the part of her life that involves posing in the shower in just a wet white T-shirt.

That’s right – photos of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus standing under a shower in just a wet T-shirt have been doing the internet rounds. It’s about the 15th set of embarrassingly provocative photos that Miley Cyrus has had to deal with, but it’s by no means the worst – rumour has it there’s a candid snap somewhere of Miley enjoying and dancing to her father’s song Achy Breaky Heart. That’d just finish her career instantly.

The best thing about Miley Cyrus isn’t her ability to galvanise entire generations into thoughtlessly buying everything she’s involved in, it’s that she never learns.

Seriously, Miley Cyrus is like a goldfish or a sitcom character when it comes to taking stuff onboard. Admittedly it’d be quite a creepy sitcom about a very young teenage girl with an obsession about taking her clothes off in any situation she can think off, but it still counts.

For example, it wasn’t so long ago that photos of Miley Cyrus rolling on a boy’s lap in her pants found their way onto the internet. They were shocking, and Miley Cyrus was sorry – so sorry that she posed sort-of topless for Vanity Fair weeks later. Those pictures were shocking, and Miley Cyrus was sorry – so sorry that she’s taken a bunch of photos of herself posing in the shower wearing just a see-through wet T-shirt. Fox reports:

A purported photo of Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus posing in the shower while wearing a white T-shirt is circulating the web. The photo was allegedly obtained by a hacker at DigitalGangster.com, who reportedly accessed the actress’s cell phone memory. When asked about the photos, Cyrus’ rep, Jill Fritzo, would only say “Old photos, old news.”

We think we can safely say on everyone’s behalf – phew. These aren’t new photos of Miley Cyrus at all. Breathe a sigh of relief folks – you’re not looking at photos of a 15-year-old girl in the shower. You’re looking at photos of a 14 or possibly 13-year-old girl in the shower. Panic over.

But as shocking and a little off-putting as these new Miley Cyrus shower photos are, the man who claims to have hacked them from Miley’s phone says there are far worse ones to come. Lord alone knows kind of depravity will be contained in those photos, but we’ve drawn up a shortlist of the most likely scenarios:

*A Vanessa Hudgens-style naked photo of Miley Cyrus.

*A photo of Miley Cyrus dressed up like a full-blown S&M dominatrix with her high-heeled boot crushing a man’s testicles.

*Images of Miley Cyrus both looking and acting her age for once.

We know the last one sounds far-fetched, but we’re through the looking glass here, people.