Miley Cyrus is a busy girl – do you know how long it takes to cultivate a voice like an emphysemic pensioner?
Ages. And this racism stuff is holding that up. Because, sheesh, just because Miley Cyrus is photographed pulling a face that’s universally acknowledged to be offensive to Asians, it doesn’t mean that Miley Cyrus is a racist. Or at least that’s what Miley Cyrus has claimed in spectacularly bad-tempered apology, anyway.
So let’s end this. Miley Cyrus is definitely not a racist. And hopefully that will be proved in her upcoming movie: Miley Cyrus: God, Those Norwegians Are Wankers.
You have to feel sorry for Miley Cyrus. She’s just a normal girl trying to grow up in private, but she can’t because she’s so relentlessly laser-focused on being in as many films, TV shows, magazines, CD covers and obnoxiously ostentatious Disneyland birthday parties as is humanly possible.
And that means that when Miley Cyrus makes one of the perfectly normal mistakes that all teenage girls make, we all get to hear about it. After all, all teenage girls have photographed themselves in their underwear at one point or another. And all girls have photographed themselves wearing a wet T-shirt in the shower. And all girls have let internationally-recognised photographers shoot weirdly incestuous topless photographs of them with their dads.
And now Miley Cyrus just happens to be going through that perfectly normal teenage girl stage where they seem to go a bit racist and then don’t understand when people get offended.
Earlier this week, you’ll remember that a photo of Miley Cyrus in a preposterous slant-eye pose hit the internet. And the photo just about angered everyone who saw it – Asians were outraged that they were being mocked so openly, established racists were furious that Miley didn’t complete the look by putting a lampshade on her head and banging a gong, and everyone else was just pretty sick of having to look at another picture of Miley Cyrus.
So, to get her public image back on track, Miley Cyrus has taken to the internet to apologise. Well, maybe ‘apologise’ isn’t the right word…
?I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, Im sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context. In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy ? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ?BAD GIRL??
Look, we know it’s not much of an apology, but let’s all just thank our lucky stars that Miley didn’t write “Me so sollee” and move on, OK?
Besides, like Miley Cyrus said, it was just a goofy face, and she was in no way making fun of any ethnicity. And, just so that she can clear this up preemptively, if any photos emerge of Miley Cyrus in a sombrero and moustache trying to climb over a fence, or of Miley Cyrus wearing a shtreimel and hilariously guarding a bag of money, or of Miley Cyrus in a loincloth with a bone through her nose and boot polish all over her face, they’re just goofy poses too. Jeez, what’s wrong with you people?
Julian Mentat says
That photo of her in a sheet with her back showing? I don’t think that’s lewd or exploitative at all.
I think almost EVERY OTHER photo of her, i.e. dressed as a horny adult woman, is lewd and exploitative.
DD says
She IS the next Britney.
Dean says
BAMBAM says
The truth is she is a normal teenage girl, and they do shit like this you know they do asshole when your out looking for a piece of jailbait because no real woman will have a piece of shit like you, because people like you who write these little pieces of garbage are the scum of the earth. This is how tv news should be Dean? You are another asshole! Yes because the state of the world needs more Bullshit instead of the shit that really matters. Bravo on the dumbing down and hateful nastiness that the internet blogger, ‘reporter’, ect.. brings, because everyone knows that slamming a 16 year old kid is more important than say the fact that a group demands an apology for a photo taken by her and friends obviously in a private setting that was leaked by yet another asshole, it wasn’t meant for the publics view, and I for one am not going to let you fucking little bleeding hearts tell me what I can and can’t do in private with friends, owe an apology? NO, She should have got on her blog and told the whole world to go fuck themselves because its her fucking life and when all you people out there telling her how to live hers gets their shit together then maybe they would be in more of a position to give advice! But the truth is everyone are shit they try to act like the are something special when they are human too and probably make numerous mistakes daily! If more people acted goofy and tried to have fun instead of being such prick and pick every little fucking thing apart, the might just enjoy life instead of being so fucking miserable!
green says
BAMBAM
Are you the pot or the kettle?
BAMBAM says
just fucking right
Dee says
Strongly suggest you get a dictionary and look up the word indignant.
white dude says
BAMBAM, if you get head out of your %^&, maybe you would realize HOW much influence M.C. has over the youth of america. look at her fan base – how many 12 -16 yrs are there in USA?? UMMMMMM, whether she likes it not with fame comes the price and responsibility. if you are public eye what you do becomes mangnified, so i would she is a c&*T, redneck BITCH and inbred one at that.
megan says
ooooooooooooooooooohhh Dee got you!
tasya says
her face looks like shes demon possessed.. hahahaha young racist b****.
Angry nordic man -.- says
Ehm I think im speaking for many around the world when i say that Americans are the wankers, they don’t seem to know their origin and I find it offensiv with the movie title, but I don’t rlly mind when most american’s forfathers were nordic -.-