Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up Again At The Disney Channel Games Concert
May 4th, 2008 at 16:10 by Paul Sorrenti
Miley Cyrus rocked the stage last night at the Disney Channel Games Concert, sporting another piece of pornographic attire.
As she thanked fans for their support, singing some old hits and some new, she strutted about the stage in skin-tight, virginal-white jeans and top to match, which left very little to the imagination.
The outfit made a clear definition of the shape of her breasts and bottom. One source who attended the gig told hecklerspray:
It was disgusting. I was standing there, wanting to have an innocent boogie to some of the finest pop-music this millennium has had to offer when, all of a sudden, 15-year-old Miley appears, looking beautiful and slightly sexually arousing, and now I feel like a paedophile. This has got to stop. This would never have happened if Al-Qaeda were in control; either get the girl a hijab and let me boogie in unaroused peace, or burn her.
A week has now passed since Miley momentarily interrupted the earth’s orbit by getting her filthy underage back out for Annie Leibovitz’s camera.
The world didn’t know what to do with itself. It asked questions like ‘is this pornography?’ and ‘how could a Disney sweetheart be such a slut?’ and ‘what is the point in living anymore?’
The reason the world asked such questions is because it is an incredibly stupid place, which God will soon have his merry way with.
Pornography is defined as ‘sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal ‘ and as we can all see, the primary purpose of those photos was to get the idiots of the world barking about Miley’s integrity until she became the biggest celebrity in the world.
Hats off.
Come on world, we’re living in a day and age when people like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are the most idolised figures on you. The youth of today wants to be like these people. And how did Paris, Britney and Lindsay get there? By acting like sluts. If you’re offended by it then stop bloody paying them attention!
Miley said to the crowd last night:
I hope you had an awesome time. I saw a sign back there that said, ‘Miley, I’m praying for you.’ I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love everyone of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.
Dear God,
Please look down kindly upon Miley Cyrus. We’re all terribly worried for her, despite the fact she’s the most successful 15-year-old in the world and, rather than praying for you to help the far more urgent state of our intelligence, we’d like to ask you to make sure that Miley continues in her battle to take over the world, at least until her inevitable horrific decline.
Amen.
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May 4th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
wow u old people r really slow on miley news, she’s was a slut last year at the DC games and a slut and the american idol gives back and a slut on her best of both worlds tour. she likes sexuality, she likes being a slut, haven’t u guys realized that?
May 4th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
miley cyrus is not a whore or a slut it was one photo shoot for goodness sake get over it she is only one person and she made one little mistake and that man at the top saying about how he felt like a pedophile well he must of been quite old and y was he there anyway and if he was on his own now that is kinda scary in itself
she is my idol and she always will be i suport her 100% shes a teenager we all make mistakes.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
what the hell has happened to the idea of punctuation ? not to mention grammar and spelling. Reading these comments made my head hurt, and for that you owe me big time interwebs.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
that man at the top is probely an old tart and probely knows nothing about hannah motana,
why was he at the cncert last night any way he CLEARLY does not like miley .
i hate it when people lie about celebs and puiblic belive that!!!!!
hannah montana is my idol i will never belive what that man at the top said in my ENTIER LIFE!!!!!!!!
I AM IN TOATALL SHOCK OF THAT, THAT PAUL SMALL SMELLY MAN U R A TOATALL DISCRACE LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R THE SLUT!!
dont go beliving things u heaR find out if its true youself somehow
May 4th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
she’s funny looking- like the bottom half of her face and the top half are not meant to be conjoined…
oo well looks like no1s looking at her face anymore anyway
May 5th, 2008 at 3:39 am
You know what is funny? That some actually think this article is serious. It’s satire. The author is right we do have an urgent state of our intelligence.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:48 am
miley isnt a slut just cuz of 1 photo shoot and shes still an awesome role model 4 lil kids
May 5th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Leave her alone. She’s just a kid. A dumb kid.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I’d rather see my pre-teen daughters wear skimpy outfits, waggle their butts, and talk about sex than to see them spell or punctuate as poorly as some of these posters.
And I’m not even a pervert.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:22 am
do i have to wait till she’s 16 before i say she looks hot in that outfit? (im in my 20s so i say its ok anyway)
oh, great post Mentat.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Ah, THIS is where all the semi-intelligent, humourless ranting was going on. Cool.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:12 am
i think miley is great and people need to learn she was manipulated the man at the top is the biggest fucking arsehole in the world and i hate him miley is great she is my idol and i will always stand by her she is no slut and you r a pervert what you old men do going to concerts that teeenage girls will be singing at i do not like the sound of it
May 6th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hey, pro-Miley posters: If she really and truly is your idol, than why not go to school and actually learn something - like English!
Or is Miley your idol because she’s a dumb cunt like yourselves?
May 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Haha, Paul you old tart.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Calling all the people who use characters like U, R or 4 instead of words- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
One the one hand, it clear that you’re writing a message, not just letting the cat walk on your keyboard. So I must conclude that you’re trying to communicate.
But on the other hand, you’re deliberately screwing up the spelling - which PREVENTS communication.
Say, why don’t you live your whole life that way? For example, instead of walking down the corridor to visit the WC, why don’t you climb out the window, go back in the wrong window, open a hole in your jacket instead of your jeans, and pee in a flowerpot? You know - do it all WRONG just for fun. Are you sitting on a chair now? Why? You could sit on a lamp!
May 6th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
aahhhh shattap
May 7th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Mentat = Jon Arbuckle
June 7th, 2008 at 12:09 am
OMG people she is fifteen not five you were teens once give her a brake i personally am right there with her she can were anything she wants and do anything she wants to so stop getting up in her buisness so she can live a semi-normal teen life OK
June 19th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Hey guys leave her alone she is 15 Like Jennie said no need to treat her like a 5 year old you were a teenager you know what its like. ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
June 29th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
hi guys y do some of u say nasty stuff about miley i think its because ur jealous wots she ever done to u i think its bangout ur all fuckin idiots just because shes famous give respect to earn respect
June 30th, 2008 at 2:28 am
I don’t think these people realize that hecklerspray is a satire-ish site. It truly is astounding. As a 19 year old male, I am appalled - not by this Miley kid, but the horrible grammar used by the stupid kids on here. I hope their parents stab them in the feet until they start typing with some sort of intelligence. I personally hope that girls get more slutty - I’m a teenage guy, for god’s sake. Girls becoming even MORE slutty would be the best thing college guys have had happen since women were allowed into college. I don’t encourage news coverage of them, though. We’ve got soldiers dying in Iraq, and I’d rather see what’s being done to get them out than how some heiress is driving drunk.