Miley Cyrus rocked the stage last night at the Disney Channel Games Concert, sporting another piece of pornographic attire.
As she thanked fans for their support, singing some old hits and some new, she strutted about the stage in skin-tight, virginal-white jeans and top to match, which left very little to the imagination.
The outfit made a clear definition of the shape of her breasts and bottom. One source who attended the gig told hecklerspray:
It was disgusting. I was standing there, wanting to have an innocent boogie to some of the finest pop-music this millennium has had to offer when, all of a sudden, 15-year-old Miley appears, looking beautiful and slightly sexually arousing, and now I feel like a paedophile. This has got to stop. This would never have happened if Al-Qaeda were in control; either get the girl a hijab and let me boogie in unaroused peace, or burn her.
A week has now passed since Miley momentarily interrupted the earth’s orbit by getting her filthy underage back out for Annie Leibovitz‘s camera.
The world didn’t know what to do with itself. It asked questions like ‘is this pornography?’ and ‘how could a Disney sweetheart be such a slut?’ and ‘what is the point in living anymore?’
The reason the world asked such questions is because it is an incredibly stupid place, which God will soon have his merry way with.
Pornography is defined as ‘sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal ‘ and as we can all see, the primary purpose of those photos was to get the idiots of the world barking about Miley’s integrity until she became the biggest celebrity in the world.
Hats off.
Come on world, we’re living in a day and age when people like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are the most idolised figures on you. The youth of today wants to be like these people. And how did Paris, Britney and Lindsay get there? By acting like sluts. If you’re offended by it then stop bloody paying them attention!
Miley said to the crowd last night:
I hope you had an awesome time. I saw a sign back there that said, ‘Miley, I’m praying for you.’ I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love everyone of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.
Dear God,
Please look down kindly upon Miley Cyrus. We’re all terribly worried for her, despite the fact she’s the most successful 15-year-old in the world and, rather than praying for you to help the far more urgent state of our intelligence, we’d like to ask you to make sure that Miley continues in her battle to take over the world, at least until her inevitable horrific decline.
Amen.
maddie says
wow u old people r really slow on miley news, she’s was a slut last year at the DC games and a slut and the american idol gives back and a slut on her best of both worlds tour. she likes sexuality, she likes being a slut, haven’t u guys realized that?
hana says
miley cyrus is not a whore or a slut it was one photo shoot for goodness sake get over it she is only one person and she made one little mistake and that man at the top saying about how he felt like a pedophile well he must of been quite old and y was he there anyway and if he was on his own now that is kinda scary in itself
she is my idol and she always will be i suport her 100% shes a teenager we all make mistakes.
Yoof of today says
what the hell has happened to the idea of punctuation ? not to mention grammar and spelling. Reading these comments made my head hurt, and for that you owe me big time interwebs.
I HATE PAUL ??????. says
that man at the top is probely an old tart and probely knows nothing about hannah motana,
why was he at the cncert last night any way he CLEARLY does not like miley .
i hate it when people lie about celebs and puiblic belive that!!!!!
hannah montana is my idol i will never belive what that man at the top said in my ENTIER LIFE!!!!!!!!
I AM IN TOATALL SHOCK OF THAT, THAT PAUL SMALL SMELLY MAN U R A TOATALL DISCRACE LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R THE SLUT!!
dont go beliving things u heaR find out if its true youself somehow
carmela says
she’s funny looking- like the bottom half of her face and the top half are not meant to be conjoined…
oo well looks like no1s looking at her face anymore anyway
Kent says
You know what is funny? That some actually think this article is serious. It’s satire. The author is right we do have an urgent state of our intelligence.
alecia says
miley isnt a slut just cuz of 1 photo shoot and shes still an awesome role model 4 lil kids
celebridades says
Leave her alone. She’s just a kid. A dumb kid.
Mentat says
I’d rather see my pre-teen daughters wear skimpy outfits, waggle their butts, and talk about sex than to see them spell or punctuate as poorly as some of these posters.
And I’m not even a pervert.
Chris says
do i have to wait till she’s 16 before i say she looks hot in that outfit? (im in my 20s so i say its ok anyway)
oh, great post Mentat. :)
Rob Delaney says
Ah, THIS is where all the semi-intelligent, humourless ranting was going on. Cool.
crystal miley stewart says
i think miley is great and people need to learn she was manipulated the man at the top is the biggest fucking arsehole in the world and i hate him miley is great she is my idol and i will always stand by her she is no slut and you r a pervert what you old men do going to concerts that teeenage girls will be singing at i do not like the sound of it
mst3kster says
Hey, pro-Miley posters: If she really and truly is your idol, than why not go to school and actually learn something – like English!
Or is Miley your idol because she’s a dumb cunt like yourselves?
Stabby McGee says
Haha, Paul you old tart.
Mentat says
Calling all the people who use characters like U, R or 4 instead of words- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
One the one hand, it clear that you’re writing a message, not just letting the cat walk on your keyboard. So I must conclude that you’re trying to communicate.
But on the other hand, you’re deliberately screwing up the spelling – which PREVENTS communication.
Say, why don’t you live your whole life that way? For example, instead of walking down the corridor to visit the WC, why don’t you climb out the window, go back in the wrong window, open a hole in your jacket instead of your jeans, and pee in a flowerpot? You know – do it all WRONG just for fun. Are you sitting on a chair now? Why? You could sit on a lamp!
carmela says
aahhhh shattap
Stabby McGee says
Mentat = Jon Arbuckle
Jennie Rubinstein says
OMG people she is fifteen not five you were teens once give her a brake i personally am right there with her she can were anything she wants and do anything she wants to so stop getting up in her buisness so she can live a semi-normal teen life OK
Molly Knight says
Hey guys leave her alone she is 15 Like Jennie said no need to treat her like a 5 year old you were a teenager you know what its like. ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
danovtetney says
hi guys y do some of u say nasty stuff about miley i think its because ur jealous wots she ever done to u i think its bangout ur all fuckin idiots just because shes famous give respect to earn respect
Matt says
I don’t think these people realize that hecklerspray is a satire-ish site. It truly is astounding. As a 19 year old male, I am appalled – not by this Miley kid, but the horrible grammar used by the stupid kids on here. I hope their parents stab them in the feet until they start typing with some sort of intelligence. I personally hope that girls get more slutty – I’m a teenage guy, for god’s sake. Girls becoming even MORE slutty would be the best thing college guys have had happen since women were allowed into college. I don’t encourage news coverage of them, though. We’ve got soldiers dying in Iraq, and I’d rather see what’s being done to get them out than how some heiress is driving drunk.
kimberly says
way a be…
sarah says
……..?,,,?,,,!’!..!….?
that is all.
jasmine says
hey miley i no its hard being apop star and all but ive always loved u. i never liked the other side of you,ms.hannah montana,i no ur both the same people but miley im so sorry 2 say this but hannah 2 kiddish for me.but i will always love you and your dad and your aunt dolly parton if she really is ur aunt. by the way i got to dress up ur dad and u on line!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron says
Thats so mean. A lot of those Disney Channel girls wear skinny jeans. It’s the style not being a slut. She’s just a teenager. You people are really mean she’s not pregnant like Jamie Lynn Spears. These are very hurtful words, your crushing her self-esteem and it must suck to be in the limelight.
Dave says
Funny how it’s only the girls who are fans of Miley Cyrus that DON’T think she’s a slut. When everyone else can see blatantly clear that she is a down right skank.
My 5 year old sister is really smart and sweet. Now she’s started watching the disney channel and surprise surprise now she runs to the TV as soon as she gets home (usually completely ignoring me)to watch disney. Worst of all she is a big fan of Miley Cyrus. She’s now demanding that mum buy her all the slutty merchandise disney promotes and it’s turning her into a bitch. I’ve been trying to convince my mum to remove the channel but she has a hard time seeing past all the sunshine, lolliepops and rainbows.
It’s only a matter of time before she turns into one of them.
R.I.P. sanity
Akiki says
Are you seriously stupid? When I’m all old and junk I might want to rekindle my youth per-say and even though I am a girl I am imagining this as if I was a boy wtf? I would not want to be turned on by a 15 YEAR OLD!!!! Are you fcking mad? That is disgusting and you make no sense at all explain yourself!
Also that is no mistake dressing like a slut is not a mistake, she did it on purpose, and no one mentioned pictures dumb ass. How old are you, 12? That doesn’t matter because I am 13. I’m still not stupid. I used to be her fan until she started acting like a slut. I immediately backed off because I knew that uhh somethings not right here! Stupid