The worst thing about Perez Hilton’s recent behaviour is that it revolves around Miley Cyrus. Dear, sweet Miley Cyr…
Hang on a minute. Miley Cyrus, is that you? Dressed like you’re auditioning for the lead in a new TV series called Cher: The Early Years? Dressed in what can only be described as a sixteenth of a cobweb? Dressed in a way that would make most parents order you to go upstairs and change into something more sensible, at least until they realise that they have a vested financial interest in your uncomfortably burgeoning sexuality?
Apparently so. Miley Cyrus has performed at an awards show in what’s probably her most revealing costume yet. Personally we’re sad – Miley Cyrus shouldn’t be dressing like this at 17. Everyone knows that she should be dressing like this at 25 after a series of bad financial decisions force her into the softcore erotica industry.In many ways, the Perez Hilton Miley Cyrus Crotchgate scandal couldn’t have happened at a better time. That’s mainly because Miley Cyrus is still only 17 so it would have been a bit gross if it happened before now. But also because it drives a wedge between Hannah Montana-era Miley and the late night transvestite revue performer Miley, or whatever it is she’s trying to be at the moment.
Not that she needs much help doing that herself, you understand. She’s poledanced on ice cream wagons, she’s made a video where she dresses up as a sort of bondage-themed Nimbly, she’s dirty-danced with middle-aged men and possibly lesbian kissed a dancer, and now she’s wearing next to nothing at awards ceremonies. It’s almost like she’s a teenage girl trying to make her first tentative footsteps into adulthood or something. It’s disgusting.
But nevertheless, Miley Cyrus recently performed at the Much Music Video Awards wearing a fraction of a leotard, and her vaguely provocative new direction seems to have offended many. Want to see what all the fuss is about? Fine, but don’t say we didn’t warn you…
You see? It makes us sick to our stomach. It’s truly disgusting. We feel ill after watching that. Miley Cyrus should be ashamed of herself. Seriously, singing to Justin Bieber? That girl has no morals. No morals AT ALL.
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DR says
She needs to learn a “swing” if she wants to be hot..otherwise never going to gain a label.
Alex says
Seriously? Leave this girl alone!
Pat Myne says
Who are you to judge anyone?
Perhaps you need to visit South Florida sometime.
Terri says
Don’t be ridiculous. What did the 17 yo girls in your neighborhood wear during the summer? Tube top & shorts? Thought so. How about at the beach? less? Thought so.
She’s a teenager. Her body is cousring with hormones. Let her enjoy it, soon enough she’ll be married and complaining that her own kids are too young to go out dressed like that.
wamu_wachovia says
Why do people and sites like HecklerSpray pay so much attention to celebrities? Why do people care so much about a small segment of the population who happen to work in the entertainment/sports/film/television/music industry?
Wibble says
Now, I know that Americans can do irony and humour on occasion, albeit with a missing ‘u’, but I have to draw Terri’s attention to the key part of the article: ‘It
Emma says
Ladies, why Kate Perry dresses like ahooher? Fregie? Pink hanging out on the rope on the stage? It sells? Nobody will wait for Miley C. to age . She would be forgotten by that time. She needs to grasp the audience now and keep it. Sad maybe, but I think she is adviced by the managers at show biz to present herself this way. Forgot about Madonna, music genius but still dresses like a ho.
maybe celine dion remains as a classy singer, others just can’t affort it.
luanne says
Well it diffinitly isn’t helping her. Her album isn’t selling at all. It will open with about the same amount Christina Aguilera’s did from predictions. Maybe people are finally getting sick and tired and too much sex from our female popstars.
Lucy says
What are some dresses appropriate to wear a wedding?