Miley Cyrus Ditches Her Stupid Name
Hannah Montana, or Miley Cyrus as she's known in real life, isn't actually called Miley Cyrus – she was born with the name Destiny Hope Cyrus. But Miley Cyrus isn't called that now, either.
Sorry, that was confusing. Look – Miley Cyrus, who plays Hannah Montana in the TV show Hanna Montana, has just changed her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus to Miley Ray Cyrus because her Dad is Billy Ray Cyrus and everyone called her Miley Cyrus anyway and she liked the 'Ray' part of her Dad's name.
There, that's cleared all the confusion up.
If you've got children, chances are you know who Miley Cyrus is because your children do nothing but watch her TV show over and over again and again and again like gawping attention span-deficient monkeys. And even if you don't know who Miley Cyrus is, you should probably learn, because she's the sort of ultra-focused, all-singing all-dancing teenage sensation who'll either take over the planet or end up driving her car the wrong way up a motorway on drugs. Either way, you'd do well to remember her name.
Actually, no, don't remember Miley Cyrus' name. Because she's not called Miley Cyrus any more – she's just officially changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus.
Why? Well, it might be because Miley Ray Cyrus' dad is rootin' tootin' early 90s rat-haired achy breaky cowboy Billy Ray Cyrus and she wants to do everything she can to remind people of that, presumably because she enjoys being pelted with bits of old fruit. Star reports:
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has legally changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Her birth name was Destiny Hope Cyrus. She changed her moniker to reflect her nickname and honor her father, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Destiny Hope Cyrus? Wow, no wonder Miley decided to change her name – was she originally named after a shop that sells dreamcatchers? And now that Miley Cyrus has changed her name, it can only be a matter of time before all her brothers and sisters – like Accomplishment Optimism Cyrus, Self-Esteem Tenacity Cyrus, Glorious Eaglevision Cyrus and Braison Chance Cyrus – do the same. Braison Chance is real, by the way. We know.
The confusion isn't over just yet, though - Miley Ray Cyrus' body double still has to work out what her name is – but once that's over, Miley will be able to start her life afresh. After all, if the knowledge that she's not explicitly sexually active won't stop the creepy middle-aged perverts from hitting on her, then perhaps the subtle reminder that she might grow up to look like Billy Ray Cyrus will.
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nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy. she changed her name. wow. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
God is she stupid or what? Just another epic failure
miley is awsome and she will be 4 eva n eva O>K so just leave her alone……….you stalkers.i rok this world and i luv miley.rok on………bybyby
you r buggin. y would uuuuuuu change ur name. that was cute. but i still like HANNAH MONTANA
My god, no wonder people like Miley Cyrus are successful! It’s the blind leading the blind.
The sad thing is that some celebrities would actually name their kids Accomplishment Optimism Cyrus, Self-Esteem Tenacity Cyrus, Glorious Eaglevision Cyrus and Braison Chance Cyrus.
sara… SARA!!! It’s okay, it’s okay. People are paying attention to you now. You can stop.
you are osome. I m ur biggest fan. well wow thats good ur name miley or something else u r fabules.
and all the best for ur future
and plzz email me.
What’s with the unnecessary capitalization? I need a new name, too.
EVERY ONE GO TO YOUTUBE.COM!!!!! THEN PUT MILEY CYRUS THEN YOU WILL SEE WHY I HATE HER…..I CANT BELIEVE THAT I USED TO LIKE THIS GIRL……BUT I DONT ANY MORE
She’s only 16!!!! She talks like a 30 year old!
miluju miley cyrus
I LOVE MILEY RAY CYRUS (AMY) AND I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT WHEN I GROW UP I AM GOING TO BE A FIRE HYDRANT. THEN ALL DOGS WILL LOVE ME AND I CAN SECRETLY STALK MYLEY RAY CYRUS BECAUSE SHE WILL NEVER NOTICE THE INCONSPICIOUS RED FIRE HYDRANT FOLLOWING HER AROUND. IN BUILDINGS. WHEN SHE SINGS LOOK ON STAGE FOR THE FIRE HYDRANT. YOU MAY NOT SEE ME
BUT I WILL SEE YOU!!!!
MWAH HA. HA HA. HHAAA HAAA HAA.
PS HIPPIES SUCK
BE THERE OR HAVE HAIR
I LIKE BUBBLE GUM PIE. YUM.
BUSH.
she stole my tiara. get her, fire hydrant.
this page is a blow out. it deleted my schitzophrenic various comments.