It's usual that athletes have been trained so hard to follow instructions that none of them actually have a personality to share between them – fancy an evening in shooting the breeze with Tim Henman? Of course not – but Mike Tyson is the exception.

Yes, Mike Tyson, the potential man-whore with a giant cuddly crush on Aisleyne from Big Brother. Mike Tyson is a man made of pure undiluted personality – it's just a shame that the personality in question is that of a dead-eyed serial killer with a nasty habit of verbalising his desire to rape women indiscriminately. Thanks to a tip from one of our beautiful readers, we've got a video of just about every terrifying quote to have come out of Mike Tyson's mouth over the last few years. And it's hilarious. Well, hilarious and blood-chilling in equal measure. The scary thing is – if Mike Tyson can say "I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain," out loud, imagine the stuff that he keeps in his brain.

There's a bunch of these videos over at Uber.com too – it was a close-run thing between us showing you this video and one of Mike Tyson performing Monster Mash with Bobby Brown dressed up as spooky monsters.

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A Tribute To Mike Tyson – Uber.com