Michael Lohan may have, allegedly, set a new record for mind-blowing scumminess.
We say ‘allegedly’, as we’re awaiting official verification that Michael is really the scum of the earth. We’re expecting that certified letter in the post, any day now.
There are some pretty breathtaking allegations being slung at Michael right now. Not that most of his deplorable and exploitative behaviour surprises us at this point. However, there’s one thing in particular that’s stuck in our craws. The accusation that Michael took pictures of half-naked ex-fiance Kate Major while she was passed out in bed, ones so NSFW and objectionable that we’re not even willing to link to them, and he sold them.
There are two or three of these pictures floating around online, as taken in April. The mind boggles as to why anyone would ever take them, let alone make them available to the public. Michael gave the following statement about Kate, saying:
“She has no money, no job and she's been living off of me for the last 8 months? and her dad just cut her off. If she doesn't stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others. I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major”.
Charming, excuse us while we go vomit in our mouths just a little. Just a little.
Major responded, with more composure and less expletives than we’re able to comprehend at the moment.
“Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fianc?. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”
TMZ spoke to Michael, who denied selling the pictures and claimed the images were stolen.
Major was also approached by TMZ about the nude photos, Tuesday, with her arm in a sling after allegedly being thrown to the floor and kicked by Michael – oh yeah, he’s also an alleged woman-beater. She kept her cool, non-sweary head and said the pursuit of any legal action would be left up to her lawyer, and that she “never wanted any of this”.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, who is quite obviously magnificent
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