Michael Jackson’s Ass Sued By Ex-Wife

Who'd be Michael Jackson's wife? It's a job that comes with many tasks, like mixing up fresh batches of Jesus Juice before Michael wakes up and occasionally lending him your clothes so he can go shopping in peace.

Debbie Rowe was Michael Jackson's wife for a while last decade, and she's also the mother of his children. Although Debbie Rowe had previously signed away all her parental rights following her divorce from Michael Jackson, she's now embroiled in a bitter custody battle for them. The only thing is, Debbie Rowe doesn't have the money for a legal battle, so she's suing Michael Jackson for failing to pay her the amount of money they agreed on after their divorce in order to be able to continue the custody battle to take back her children from Michael Jackson. Are you confused yet? It's OK, you're doing well.

Trouble is never very far away from Michael Jackson. If he's not writing sad songs about his dead rat, then his brother is apparently writing a tell-all book about him; if he's not dressing up as a rabbit and morphing into Sylvester Stallone, he's being accused of letting giraffes stand in pools of blood. And top of the trouble tree for Michael Jackson, even higher than being caught shopping in drag, is his ex-wife Debbie Rowe.

Even though they divorced seven years ago, Debbie Rowe has been a constant thorn in Michael Jackson's side. She's already claimed that Michael isn't the father of their children, who she's currently attempting to gain custody of. But fighting a custody case against the King Of Pop is expensive work, especially when you already signed away your parental rights and spent a couple of days in court last year telling everyone that Michael Jackson was "a great father." So there's only one thing to do - sue Michael Jackson to get some more money from him.

Debbie Rowe has launched a lawsuit against Michael Jackson, claiming that he hasn't been paying her what was agreed following their divorce. Legal papers show that Rowe wants an immediate payout of $195,000 with an additional $50,000 in living expenses after Michael apparently stopped paying her in October 2003.

The court date for the lawsuit is on July 26, unless the befuddling complexity of the case explodes the minds on Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe and everyone else involves. Which seems like a distinct possibility at the moment.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]