Michael Jackson doesn’t have the complexion he had in the Thriller video, but people are treating him like he died 50 years ago.

With fans still mourning the loss of their hero, the sight of money has flashed in many people’s eyes.

There’s the money-spinning Michael Jackson collector’s ticket; biographers are rushing to pen books about him and even Joe Jackson wants to force Michael’s kids in to showbiz. And now plans have been made for a videogame featuring the late king of pop. We imagine it’ll be called Grooming With Michael. Or something.

Only last week we let you know of all the rubbish tat you could buy with Michael Jackson’s face on it. Coins, stamps and even bloody posters, they were all there. And soon there’ll be a Michael Jackson game that you can play with on your Wii, Xbox or PlayStation. And guess what? It’ll probably be out in time for Christmas. Even if it’s arse. Which it probably will be.

According to MTV, MJJ Productions have decided to continue with this project with a representative saying:

“I am sure it will still be released, Michael loved games.”

And that is all the information that we have. How annoying, are we meant to refresh Google News every five minutes for information on the project? Not us that’s for sure, we have things to do. Like, er, decorating. Yeah, that’s right. Decorating.

But what would make the final cut of a computer game featuring Michael Jackson? After a quick brainstorm, we absolutely guarantee that you’ll see something like this in the game:

1) An online version of the board game Operation. Featuring elements from the game, you will have the delicate task of operating on Michael Jackson. From his nose to the colour of his skin, its fun and frolics for all the family! Look out for the bonus game – injecting him with medical anaesthetic!

2) Hide And Molest. A hilarious take on the old game of hide and seek. Playing as Michael, you go through 153 levels of fun as you seek out children in the Neverland Ranch and feed them Jesus Juice. Featuring guest appearances by Jordan Chandler and Macaulay Culkin you can play with the kids anyway you want. Just make sure you don’t end up going to court!

3) At the end of the game, you’ll have to fight the boss. All games have an end baddy you have to kill. And in this game, it’s Michael’s father, Joe Jackson. Featuring your special powers such as the moonwalk, it’s your job to give him the beating of a lifetime. Using belts, whips, chains or even Jermaine Jackson, you must defeat this brute in order to stop being treated like a child in a Chinese sweatshop.

4) Bonus game, clean up Bubble’s poo so that no-one steps in his little accidents.

We know that Janet Jackson is begging for her own spin off. Rumoured to be called Janet Jackson’s Jiggling Tit Adventures, you must go through various scenarios and pointlessly get your tit out via a “wardrobe malfunction.”

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