When hecklerspray saw 30 Days Of Night last year, we had to admit that we found it a little creepy.

After all, the idea of being surrounded by rat-faced violent sociopaths for an entire month is something that should send a shiver down the spine of any right-thinking human being. Unless, of course, you live anywhere near Wigan, in which case that’s just business as usual all year round.

Still – there’s actually one thing that unsettles us more than spending 30 days in the company of bloodsucking vampires, and that’s spending 30 days in the company of ‘unique’ pop star Michael Jackson. Note: this fear isn’t particularly based on any of his face-falling-apart, dangling-babies-over-balconies habits, but more to do with the fact that he might try singing Heal The World at us over and over again.

You’ve gotta feel sorry, then, for the O2 Arena. For it’s looking very likely that Jacko is all set to fly over to the UK and perform a 30 day stint. A bit like Prince did, except that everyone going to see him only really paid attention to the popular eighties stuff and politely ignored the rest.

Hang on…