Rumours are circling like special gossip-vultures that – assuming he makes it out of this little matter of a criminal trial intact – plastic-faced music man Michael Jackson (CDs) is all set to become a star attraction in sleazy old Las Vegas.

According to a report on U.S show Celebrity Justice (great title), Jackson has been in several talks with ‘Nevada Showman‘ Steve Wynn about a possible regular tourist-pleasing guest slot.

Word has it that Jacko is a huge fan of the big old gamblin’ city, and that – providing he doesn’t get thrown into the slammer and treated to  some ‘interesting’ attention by his new cellmate buddies – he would be more than happy to step into the coin-wasting vicinity and belt out a few hits.

hecklerspray hopes that – if this does all go ahead – Mad Mikey follows in the footsteps of previous Vegas superstar Elvis Presley (CDs) and follows a weight-gaining ‘cheeseburger-only’ diet. Let’s face it – who wouldn’t pay to see a fat man moonwalking?

Oh, and someone let us know how the Jacko trial turns out, won’t you? Makosi’s just been told of her ‘secret’ Big Brother mission and – to be quite frank – we’d much rather be watching that for twenty-four hours straight…