Comments on: Michael Jackson Lives! Inside A Pregnant Woman From Sunderland!

By: Paul Gibson

Paul Gibson — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:02:46 +0000

Oh, it be the mythical seven ye be lookin’ for, eh? Many’s the man whose ventured to these shores, questin’ after that mythical fella. Well, I must warn ye, the way ahead will be hard and fraught with dangers: the fangs of four; the fingers of five; the…skin? No, er, saliva! Yes, terrible stuff it is, burns like a bastard…the saliva of six.

Good luck to ye, traveling men, and remember: ’twas seven as ate nine.

By: Jacqui

Jacqui — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:21:22 +0000

Hm, I suppose it does actually look like Jacko.
I’d be less celebratory and more suicidal though, to be honest.
Come on, that kid looks fucking creepy.

I’d laugh if it came out and just looked perfectly normal.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:25:55 +0000

The picture looks to me more like a night-vision shot of a G-Man trying to force an unhappy skull (which is jauntily sporting a Liquorice Allsort top-hat for some reason) into an sack.

So unless it’s a grave-robbing souvenir photo from the future I call ‘No Jackoface’. Great article though. The Greggs line nearly finished me off.