Now that the prosecution is over in the Michael Jackson (CDs) case, the fun can really start.

Because the best part of all of this isn’t finding out if Michael Jackson molested a cancer patient or not – it’s finding out how many famous people get called as witnesses.

The first half of the case was a bit like watching an old episode of Saved By The Bell (DVDs). Every now and then a special guest star would enter, and the Americans would get all excited, but nobody in Britain knew who they were. So when the prosectution called people like George Lopez, everyone outside the US gave a great big shrug.

But now comes the case for the defence. And Michael Jackson knows loads of famous people. The most interesting of these is Macaulay Culkin (DVDs). Claims were made by the prosecution that Michael Jackson was seen with his hands up Culkin’s shorts, and also that Macaulay slept in Jackson’s bedroom when he visited Neverland.

And today was Macaulay Culkin’s chance to give his side. When asked about Jackson’s charges, he said "I think they’re absolutely ridiculous". He did sleep in Michael’s bed when he was between the ages of 10 and 14, but only unexpectedly when he was tired, and that nothing suspect happened.

The Home Alone star claims he’d "never seen him do anything improper with anybody".

So that’s one megastar out of the way. Who’s next? Liz Taylor? Joe Pesci? Let’s wait and see.