Michael Jackson In ‘Not Peter Pan’ Shocker!

The Michael Jackson trial continues to rumble on, with fresh evidence being thrown backwards and forwards with each new day.

The trial has struck something deep within the hearts and minds of the world’s media. Suddenly they’ve collectively realised that his image as a Peter Pan figure is slipping.

Um, no shit, Sherlock.

What took them so long to notice? The trial started almost two
months ago. Every day since it started, details have emerged about
things like pornography and alcohol consumption.

Hecklerspray’s seen Hook. Maybe booze and porn would have improved it a little.

On the other hand, Jackson does live in Neverland. And he once told an interviewer "I am Peter Pan", so who are we to argue?

It’s
strange that people have to make up non-stories like this when there’s
so much legitimate Jackson weirdness swirling around.

The Michael Jackson case is simply a fantastic spectacle, regardless of the outcome. This week the funnymen took the stand. And worked that courtroom, baby.

American comedian George Lopez was questioned about a time Jackson’s accuser was given $10,000 by another comic. "I think it’s odd when a comedian has $10,000, period", he replied. The zany crackpot.

Other MJ nuggets of moonwalking oddness that have occurred lately:

He’s been voted America’s Most Foolish Person. For the third year running.

He’s appeared on TV talking about all the conspiracy theories against him.

Chris Rock thinks he will kill himself if he’s found guilty.

And apparently, we’ve still got Jay Leno, Chris Tucker, Elizabeth Taylor and maybe Macaulay Culkin  still to come. It’s going to get better and better!

The BBC has an excellent daily court log. And Finding Neverland is out on DVD.

[story by Stuart Heritage]