News likely to shock anyone with eyes, a brain, at least an ear and possibly a face just in! Love child scandal! Fiasco! Controversy! Other shocking words to grab attention!
For it seems that those who are fit to make claims – i.e. the British tabloids – are doing just that, in claiming that Michael Jackson has an illicit love-baby who is now a full-man.
Yes, a full-man named Omer Bhatti, who also happens to be a Norwegian rapper.
Well that’s it settled then – if he’s a Norwegian rapper he has to be Michael Jackson‘s illegitimate, product-of-a-one-night-stand son.
But wait – there’s science involved too! For the non-believers out there, who do not believe this potential child of Jacko could believably be his loveproduct, incontrovertible fact has been thrown the way of the world. For you see, Omer looks a bit like everybody’s favourite terrified-looking child, Blanket.
Scientific fact in your face, right there. Say what you like about waiting for actual proof, there’s still something special about the old-fashioned “possibly looking a bit alike, maybe” approach.
According to the best newspaper in the world, The Daily Mail:
The Thriller singer reportedly told close friends several years ago that he fathered Omer after a one night stand with a Norwegian fan in 1984.
The second best newspaper in the world, The Sun, quoted Omer’s father as using these words in a few sentences:
“Yeah, yeah, I know because I was watching. I told my wife, ‘Just wait until the press see this. It’s not a small thing’… Make what you like. I don’t want to discuss anything.”
What is really shocking isn’t the fact that Michael Jackson possibly has an illicit love-child. What is shocking is the fact that Michael Jackson allegedly had full-on, proper grown-up sex with a lady, in which he probably saw her completely bare.
Wasn’t he the type to normally have his spawn created from vats of primordial goo? Adult sex seems a bit out of character for Jacko, is all.
Regardless, if Omer Bhatti is Michael Jackson‘s son (who he got through proper sexing) then at least the little tyke is following in potential daddy’s footsteps in becoming the Greatest Entertainer In The World (who we haven’t heard of until today). Though we have to say it’s a bit strange he chose now to appear to the world, what with the will popping up and all…
We don’t want to say it – we have to.
Bhatti is reportedly seeking a DNA test as we speak, so this should be over sooner rather than later.
a says
but they are saying that michael jackson is not blanket’s father
b says
call me anything, but doesnt look like Blanket. He looks like MJ!! watch the video when he was a kid. The chin, the eyes, eyebrows, exept the nose of course. Just look Jackson 5 pics and judge for yourselves…
l says
Yeah exactly! They are saying that apparently Prince Michael II (Blanket) wasn’t Michaels in the first place, and supposedly now Omer looks like him? How does that make sense?
We won’t know the truth for a long time, so for now I’m dismissing what the British media say, it’s getting on my nerves. I don’t want my view of MJ to be tarnished; I believe he was an exceptionally good man.
Hello Kitty04 says
well we just have to wait for the DNA test, whats wrong with him having sex?? doesnt everyone else do it? or whoever wrote this just touches themselves??? RIP Micheal Jackson I love you so much.
Janell says
Omer has already said that Michael was not his father, they were just good friends and Michael said that Omer was like a son to him.
R.I.P. Michael