Since Catherine Zeta Jones got swallowed up by Hollywood, she stopped being that kinda cute one from Darling Buds Of May and became a husk of a human. It seemed like there was something wrong with her, like Katie Holmes when she married fruitcake Tom Cruise.
Well, turned out there was! No, the Thetans hadn’t mangled her mind with alien talk (well, they might, but there’s nothing much to suggest that currently), rather, it turned out she’s bipolar.
And now she’s got something wrong with her, Michael Douglas – who kept knocking on death’s door for a while not too long ago and is probably a bit put out that his wife is hogging the sickly spotlight – is grinning and all proud of his wife who is approximately a millennium younger than he.
Of course, someone being bipolar is pretty grim isn’t it? We shouldn’t poke fun really because… well… in fairness, we have no idea what being bipolar means. All the bipolar people we know take tablets and can be found down the pub quite frequently.
Either way, our ignorance hasn’t stopped Michael Douglas praising his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones for seeking help. You should totally seek help y’know? That’s the thing to do. Help. Help is good.
We’re talking about The Beatles LP aren’t we?
Apparently, Catherine Zeta Douglas Adams spent five whole days in Connecticut’s Silver Hill Hospital receiving treatment and then put her feet up with her family in a holiday home. That’s nice isn’t it. If you are bipolar and don’t have a holiday home, we suggest you camp outside the Zeta Jones holiday home. She won’t mind. She’s an ambassador for bipolarisers or whatever you’re called.
Douglas said:
“It takes a lot of courage to seek help and I am proud of Catherine for doing something positive about her situation. It’s onwards and upwards for us.”
Zeta-Jones called on fellow sufferers to seek help:
“Don’t suffer silently… it is worth it”. This is a disorder that affects millions of people and I am one of them”
Nothing about the holiday home or Beatles LPs, but y’know, it is all implied, right?
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stella says
You really buy it , don’t you? She’s just had an umpteen nip & tuck.