Michael Douglas Gets Peed On By A Giddy Youth

Experts with lab coats and clipboards say that having a common practice with your family, whatever it may be, can really bond you as a unit. Establishing traditions gives them something to talk about on Sunday afternoons when the Super Bowl is said and done. Tradition can even help establish a family's identity.

The Michael Douglas' have such a tradition - they call it 'pissing on each other'. In some countries the same activity is known as "the poor man's shower," and includes a slathering of soap mid-stream, and the attempt to knock a rubber duck onto its side with push-power alone. Not here though, in the Douglas family-case the primary focus is to hone one's ability to piss on anything, at anytime - Paris Hilton style.  

Well that's what it might seem like anyway. And for good reason - Michael Douglas is gabbing on and on about how he had his kid piss all over his back.

Michael Douglas had his son take a leak all over his back. There, we said it. Michael Douglas was in need, and his son stepped right up, whipping it out in wild enthusiasm. Douglas tells the intimate family moment like this:

"I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem - we have jellyfish. I got stung actually, pretty bad, across my back just last week. There's sort of a remedy we've all heard… urine. So I asked my son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he'd gone to Heaven. He was like, 'This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy's back!'"

But what Michael Douglas didn't tell you was this: "…and then for the next week the kid was intent on getting me to eat a doody sandwich. I was like 'eww - no!', but he kept bringing them into my room with a glass of milk. Finally i was like 'OK,but have my toothbrush at the ready'."

We understand your predicament, Michael Douglas, and better than most no doubt. There was a brief period in the 1930s when we couldn't go ten minutes without getting peed on by a vagabond, or being served his poop-filled hors d'oeuvre.  Ironically we used the samples provided to medically diagnose the panhandler with having blood in both his urine, stool, and teeth. His weird generosity went and saved him, it did.

But don't call us heroes. We're just regular guys like you. Regular guys like you and Michael Douglas!

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[story by Shawn Lindseth]