Comments on: Michael Bay Orders Megan Fox To Chub The Flip Up

By: Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian | Hecklerspray

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:00:07 +0000

[...] the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world’s wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with [...]

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:48:19 +0000

Or her. I don’t know.

By: Shooty*

Shooty* — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:16:49 +0000

Guys,
Most of us don’t like gir unless he’s telling the truth. Right now, we like him lots.

By: gir

gir — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:10:47 +0000

No, sam, I just don’t believe that you are telling the truth. Fatty.

Wow angry geek I’m totally astounded by your edginess. A “shitload of fuck”? Truly inspired. Aborted fetus? Damn, take that shit to fark.com, man, you’re hilarious. And edgy. Edge-larious.

By: Angry Geek

Angry Geek — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:16:04 +0000

Wow this whole thing was one big shitload of fuck.
It was by far one of the stupidest articles I have ever read and I am now dumber for having read it. It truly defies physics for it both sucks AND blows. Stuart Heritage, you sir could only have made a decent contribution to society as an aborted fetus used for stem-cell research.

By: heh

heh — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:12:47 +0000

this article was friggin hilarious Thanks for the laughs.

By: sam

sam — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:33:20 +0000

so you jackasses think 5’5 and 112 lbs is fat

its not

so shut the fuck up bitches

By: gir

gir — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:00:44 +0000

Very poetic. Reminds me of Bukowski, had he been a guy on an celebrity gossip satire blog.

By: euclid

euclid — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:41:15 +0000

“I have friends”, etc.
Imaginary friends don’t count, fat sam.
You want original? OK, here goes:
As the great wheel of culture turns
churning out the bilge of Fox and Bay
you fat sam are the axle grease,
the sullied tallow that makes the spinning
flow so smoothly, the animal remnants
of a once prouder form of life that once
sought glory but seeks now only
indignation.

By: gir

gir — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:45:57 +0000

“i have friends who struggle with eating disorders”

Your chins?

By: sam

sam — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:45:46 +0000

just so you all know i am 5’5 and weigh 112 lbs. (which is average, in case you dumbasses didnt know)

it pisses me off when people call other people fat because i have friends who struggle with eating disorders

and gir and euclid you guys can go do something more useful with your time instead of calling people fat (very original btw) do something you deserve like go shit on eachother and suck eachothers dicks (if you havent already because you bastards seem perfect for eachother)

By: euclid

euclid — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:39:29 +0000

lecia:”The same way she put it on is the same way she can take it off! Duh!”

This is great news for all the fatties out there (isn’t it sam?)
Apparently you have discovered that by eating like a pig
at the trough she can LOSE weight. Brilliant. Did you get your
scientific knowledge from the University of Absurdistan?

Or are you suggesting she eats until she pops? I’m cofnused.

By: gir

gir — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:48:27 +0000

“Why the sudden hating on Shia?”

Sudden? Au contraire, Shia and his ridiculous name and his stupid fucking face have been an object of derision for quite some time now.

By: lecia

lecia — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:44:48 +0000

Ease off man, so what if she was required to put on ten more pounds? The same way she put it on is the same way she can take it off! Duh!

Why the sudden hating on Shia? Do i detect a hint of jealousy for his obviously toned body and mad acting skills? Lay off them. This article was useless and you know it

By: chuck

chuck — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:57:44 +0000

this whole article is ‘obvious crappiness’
why dont you go and pause ‘the sun hitting her cleavage scene’ and wank yourself into oblivion you sexist pig!
if Megan Fox has Bay’s desired ‘trouser effect’ all the power to her.
if you cant control your erections sweetheart then thats your problem.
Transformers was a great, cool movie, two hours of pure escapism from reality and im sure the sequel will deliver also.
why dont you go and find something else to write about, you wanna-be-fucking-journalist and keep your opinions to yourself.