Winning awards isn’t everything. We know that. But what is everything is being able to conclude all arguments by shouting “When was the last time YOU won an award, huh?” like angry deranged megalomaniacs – and for that we’ll need your help.

You may remember that hecklerspray is up for Best Arts & Entertainment blog at next month’s Metro Brit Blog Awards. Well, the nomination stage ends on Thursday, so this is effectively your last chance to swing over to the Metro Brit Blog page, click the ‘Nominate’ link and describe exactly why hecklerspray floats your boat, flips your wig and is generally kind of sexually intimidating to be around during various stages of the lunar cycle. Alan McGee is judging our category, and short of us forming a lo-fi indie rock band, recording a cover version of I Fucked Alec Baldwin Up His Ass by the woman who stalked Colin Farrell and getting signed to Poptones, this is the closest we’re going to get to meet him.

Yes, you have to register your details with Metro to be able to nominate hecklerspray, but just think – by doing that you’ll be potentially helping us to win a small plaque. A small plaque, damnit! We’d do the same for you.*

Nominate hecklerspray for a Metro Brit Blog Award now

*For cash.