Merry Christmas To Everyone (Except You)
That’s hecklerspray all done for 2008, then – it’s time for our annual attempt to use these withered ‘leg’ things that we’ve heard so much about.
Looking back it’s been a bit of a golden year, really - Britney Spears went mental, Lindsay Lohan became a lesbian and Paris Hilton got robbed. Oh, and some idiot invented Twilight. We take it back, it’s been a crappy year.
It’s technically not over yet, though – between Friday and the new year we’ll be slinging up the various hecklerspray writers’ best of lists for you to read and instantly dismiss as the work of rank amateurs, so you can look forward to that in between realising you don’t like your family as much as you thought and eating enough selection boxes to keep your vomit brown and treacly for a month.
And now, the awkwardly sincere pay-off – once again, we’d all like to express our genuine appreciation to anyone who’s read hecklerspray over the last 12 months. The commenters, the silent readers, the people who’ve accidentally stumbled across the site and found it made them angry, abusive and illiterate – hecklerspray wouldn’t be what it is without all of your help. Given the chance, we’d hump all of you silly.
So merry Christmas, happy new year and be sure to join us on January 2 for the now-traditional ‘hecklerspray beats its head against a desk because there is no news whatsoever’ day. It’ll be fun! Have a lovely Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas to you too…you have made me dull insurance job slightly less duller!
Merry Christmas
I’d hump you silly too
Haply Xmersh, hecklerspray. Ta for making this whole breathing in and out lark a bit more worth it.
Nobody else offers a free hump quite so sincerely as you Hecklerspray people do. You make the year so much more entertaining and plausible.
Merry Christmas to every one of you! Unless there is a Jew on the writing staff, in which case I wish a Happy Hannukah to you, hypothetical Jew of Hecklerspray.
Merry Christmas and all that, but may I ask why there are no less than two giant adverts on this page designed to combat vaginal odour?
Because the fact that you don’t use adblock means you smell like malodorous genitalia. Seriously, there’s no need to see them you know.
Merry Christmas, you sodding numpties!
I just stumbled across this site by clicking a link on Yahoo’s story about that guy’s hair (I’m bored) and have to say you may be my new most favorite site ever! Where have you been all my life? Happy yadayada to you and looking forward to more snarkiness in the new year!
I don’t want to be humped silly. ;_;
OMG!!!!!!!! Happy Xristmas Stu!!!!!!!!! I knows you were telling just me you wantedd to hump me so silly and sidleways
Ou rsecret that’s okay. I can,t belieeeeeeeeeve we’re not together on Yuleday but that’s alright because I know you”ll be there in my heart quite literally and I’ll be there in yours too (heart).
I’m one of the “people who’ve accidentally stumbled across the site” but instead of making me angry, this site makes me sh*t myself with laughter on a daily basis, so THANK YOU! Looking forward to 2009!
Merry Christmas hecklerspray, and merry Christmas to all the wackos who kept me entertained me with an onslaught of barely legible comments – not to mention the assorted hecklerspray family who entertained me with their witty retorts.
Altogether now – oh, Jingle Bellinghaus, Jingle Bellinghaus…