Now we don’t know about you, but we’re enormous fans of cripplingly self-indulgent movies starring no famous people made in languages nobody has spoken for hundreds of years. So we were looking forward to Apocalypto.

Apocalypto is the new movie directed by Mel Gibson. And Apocalypto was supposed to be released in August, but cautious Disney bigwigs have decided that a confusing blood-filled subtitled film about an ancient civilisation is really much more of a Christmassy deal, and have pushed back the release of Apocalypto to December 8.