What’s the world coming to when a millionaire filmstar can’t whizz about in his car while hammered, threaten a police officer with anal sex and then blame the Jews for every single piece of violence in all of history? It’s political correctness gone mad.

But that isn’t stopping Mel Gibson from feeling horrified about falling off the wagon, driving about until he got arrested and then telling the police all kinds of crazy crap ranging from how much he dislikes the Jews to how much he likes tits that are made of sugar. Mel Gibson’s already sort of apologised once, and entered himself into rehab, but that’s not enough. Now Mel Gibson has very specifically apologised to all the Jews for his words. The next step will be for Mel Gibson to drag a backbreaking crucifix to the top of a hill at which point he’ll be nailed to it for his sins. It’s thought that he got this idea from a film he made, probably Chicken Run.