This divorce must be tricky for Mel Gibson. He just hasn’t got any new responses left. Quiet introspection? He’s done that.
Dangerous binge-drinking? He’s done that too. Cringeworthy mid-life crisis? Come on, this is Mel Gibson we’re talking about – his entire adult life has been one long embarrassing mid-life crisis. So that basically leaves Mel Gibson with two options – he can either step out with a new woman to prove that he’s moved on, or he can grow his mullet back.
So Mel Gibson has done the first one. Which is clearly the wrong choice. We bloody loved that mullet.
Mel Gibson is a lot cleverer than many people give him credit for, which is probably a good thing since personally we only credit him with being as clever as a monkey or, at a push, an alarmingly sentient bar of soap. But we’re going off-topic here.
We were talking about Mel Gibson’s intelligence. He’s always one step ahead. For instance, when Mel Gibson made The Passion Of The Christ, he did so knowing that endlessly long films about sad Jesus getting his head kicked in where everyone talks in a language that nobody even speaks any more would be the next big thing. And when Mel Gibson decided to interpret “you have the right to silence” as “you have the right to go on a berserk drunken anti-Semetic rant“ when he got arrested that time, he did so knowing that it gave him the perfect opportunity to take a career break and focus on his hobbies of locking himself indoors and crying for two years.
And when Mel Gibson signed pretty Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva to his music label, he did so knowing that he’d probably get divorced quite soon and that it’s easier to sleep with girls when they’re under some form of contractual obligation to you.
Because, finally, Mel Gibson’s relationship with Oksana Grigorieva is out in the open. And because of this, he’s decided to take her out somewhere nice. Provided that your definition of ‘nice’ is also your definition of ‘a free screening of a film that everyone’s already downloaded anyway’. People reports:
A smiling Mel Gibson made a rare public appearance with his girlfriend Tuesday night at the L.A. industry screening for Wolverine. “Mel has been single for almost three years and it’s nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself,” his rep tells PEOPLE. The actor, 53, dressed in a black suit with a dark gray shirt, stepped out with Oksana Grigorieva, a 39-year-old Russian signer signed to the his record label, Icon Records.
So well done to Mel Gibson and all, but it’s important that you don’t confuse Oksana Grigorieva with Oksana Kolesnikova, the woman who Mel Gibson was mistakenly linked to a fortnight ago. Honestly, people called Oksana are like buses, aren’t they? Not because you go your whole life without meeting one and then two come along at once, but because they’re metallic, rectangular and you’re not allowed inside one unless you’ve got the correct change.
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Zyskandar A. Jaimot says
Thank G-D. At least MELSY choose a woman like LOHAN did. Dumb breeder-type not a typical ‘flamer’!!! AND SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH TOO. Good for MELSY!!!