Teenage boys, we have some good news for you – your wildest dreams are just about to come true.
Not that one. Not the dream where your face stops being covered in an inch-thick layer of bumfluff that makes you look like some sort of disgusting gawky monkey hybrid – the dream where you get to see Megan Fox naked. The red band trailer for Megan Fox’s new movie Jennifer’s Body has hit the internet.
And you know what red band means – gratuitous Megan Fox nudity. Or it means you briefly see the side of her boob and she swears once. It’s a secret.
If Megan Fox is going to be taken seriously as an actress rather than a piece of tabloid fodder who looks like a vinyl Angelina Jolie sex doll, then it’s time for her to start branching out. Luckily, that’s exactly what her new movie Jennifer’s Body allows her to do.
And a good job too – Megan Fox is obviously tired of playing the emotionally vacant bimbo who everyone wants to sleep with that she’s so far played in two Transformers movies and How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. That’s why Megan Fox should currently be leaping for joy that Jennifer’s Body has allowed her to play something completely different – the emotionally vacant bimbo who everyone wants to sleep with even though she’s probably a monster or something. That’s actually sort of similar, isn’t it? Oh.
But that doesn’t matter because the red band, probably-not-safe-for-work-if-you-work-with-a-bunch-of-harrumphing-Daily-Mail-reading-pensioners-from-Tunbridge-Wells Jennifer’s Body trailer has hit the internet. And the best news about it is that if you look very closely, have a surgical level of precision with the YouTube pause button and routinely hallucinate as a matter of course during most days, then you’ll definitely see Megan Fox sort of mostly naked.
Yeah, that’s got you going, hasn’t it? Here’s the Jennifer’s Body trailer in all its glory…
So, insultingly brief Megan Fox nudity aside, what can we expect from Jennifer’s Body? Well, judging by the trailer, we’d say the exact plot of the movie Species without Sir Ben Kingsley running around looking desperately like a man on the hunt for his career.
Oh we’re just kidding. Even though it looks like painfully generic horror fare, you have to remember that Jennifer’s Body was written by Juno‘s Diablo Cody, so it’s bound to be completely different – at worst it’ll be painfully generic horror fare where everyone speaks at least five times more than they actually need to and you can’t really work out what’s going on because they’re all yammering on using impenetrably ironic 1970s hipster slang that’ll make you want to take a cricket bat to everyone on the planet who happens to be younger than you.
So that’s something.
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shooty* says
“have a surgical level of precision with the YouTube pause button”
Actually, it’s easier to play the video while ripping it to an AVI file with some screen grabbing software like Fraps or something, then open the AVI file in VirtualDub, and you can easily advance, frame by frame.
That’s a tip, kids, write it down.
Otherwise…. phwoar, eh? eh? eh?
Megan Fox Photo Mike says
Well, I for one, just like many males, like to look at a fine looking woman. Whatever you say about her, Megan does look purty fine. Her acting skills leave a lot to be desired, but what the hey….. she has time to take some lessons if she wants.
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SumDude says