Will Megan Fox’s T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new “face” of Armani?

Megan Fox’s remaining fans who didn’t turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls.

Victoria Beckham’s formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.

However, things have changed since the start of the campaign. Victoria’s chesticles are now a size or two smaller than at the start of the campaign and Armani clearly want someone packing a little more heat. Ha, just shitting. They don’t care about chest size, so long as the model in question is willing to flash to all and sundry for the foreseeable future.

From AHN:

Megan Fox is reportedly replacing Victoria Beckham as the new face of Armani. The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” star is said to be the next spokesperson of the Emporio Armani underline line. Beckham, who stars in the ads with husband David, allegedly will not renew her one-year contract with the brand and will instead concentrate on her own numerous fashion and beauty projects.

Victoria is at present too busy focusing on her new clothing line and TV appearances to carry the Armani contract forward. That being the case, it seems people actually buy her clothes – who knew? – and her one off ‘stiff’ appearance on American Idol was enough to quality as a TV career.

From the Fashion Time:

Just days after the release of Mrs Beckham’s Armani AW09 campaign, Victoria decided not to renew her yearly contract with Armani. She instead announced she will invest in her career as a fashion designer. The launch of her latest collection at Net-a-porter.com was acclaimed by fashion editors all over the world.

Victoria had a shot at being the next 80′s pop icon. Oh wait, no – she only had the chance to be the next Paula Abdul - swaying wildly and murmuring through a mouthful of medication that she loved even the most dire of contestants.

From Radar Online:

Everyone agreed that Victoria Beckham looked lovely as she showed up for her first day of work Friday as an “American Idol” guest judge. But that apparently is where the compliments stop. “It didn’t go too well,” a source close to the production told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Posh Spice was apparently quite bland. “She tried to hard to be ‘nice,’ but came off as icy and wooden,” the source added.

Megan could be the better choice for a whole host of reasons. Well two reasons. Two fair-sized reasons that always appear to have erect nipples.

In lieu of the actual Angelina Jolie who had long been rumoured to be a replacement alongside David Beckham in the upcoming Armani underwear campaigns, her doppelganger is a suitable and reasonably cut-priced alternative. Yay for the recession.

This was a guest blog by Amy Grindhouse, who deserves your adulation.

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