Why Megan Fox Is Really Easy to Hate

megan-foxGorgeous Megan Fox, who gave birth to her first child just? three months ago,?has?recently made a few appearances?to promote her new film, Judd Apatow’s “This is 40″?… and to say that she’s arousing strong reactions would be an understatement.

Megan’s primary offense has been?looking too good too soon after having a baby … and not even having the grace to apologize for it. She also managed to get the Mommy Mafia all riled up?because she hired a night nurse to take care of her newborn so she can sleep. Perish the thought.

Please, before we go any farther, it’s important to remember that just because Megan looks like and carries herself like a narcissistic bitch, doesn’t necessarily mean she is. She’s a horrible actress … that we can all agree on … but she’s so painfully gorgeous it’s hard to care.

Megs just popped out her baby three months ago and her body has already returned to perfection, which in and of itself is pretty fucking annoying. To Us Weekly, she claimed that she still has ten of the 23 pounds she gained while pregnant left to lose, though you would never guess it to look at her.

“I can’t work out yet because my body is still too fragile. … I try to eat whatever I want, but I don’t eat any dairy, and I guess that’s the biggest diet tip. Try and stay away from dairy — especially if you’re a woman! It’s really hard on your hormones.”


This chick really knows how to get the masses on her side. (Remember when she made that absurd comment comparing Transformers director Michael Bay to Hitler?) First,?she should keep the fact that she only gained 23 pounds while pregnant to herself, because it’s insane. The only other woman on earth to gain so little is?Victoria Beckham. Second, that she’s such a delicate flower that she doesn’t work out and she eats whatever she wants, but has still miraculously lost?the majority of her weight in just three months is pretty much the exact opposite of what people want to hear.

It’s surprising that she didn’t continue her quest to be the least liked woman in the world by giving details about how even though she’s too fragile to exercise, she and her hubby, Brian Austin Green, have jumped back into bed with force. I think women would?literally start sending her death threats.

In an interview with The Mirror, Megan said that she will consider the acting roles that she chooses differently now that she is a mother.

“It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby.”

If she follows up on that,?we will never see her in a movie again, because why would she?be possibly be cast, if not for being overly sexual? For her acting? C’mon.

Megan and Big Brian haven’t released any?photos of their son yet, which is uncommon for celebrities and weirdly admirable. Their son will undoubtedly be gorgeous with the two of them as parents. Hopefully, however,?he will inherit his people skills from his father’s side.



  1. Celeste says

    I really don’t understand the hate that is dumped on this young woman for nearly everything she says or doesn’t say. Both of my nieces just had children and were instructed to wait some time before they resumed working out. Both girls lost at least half of the twenty odd pounds they gained during their pregnancies without stepping into a gym. If she’s breast feeding then it’s likely that’s aiding in her weight loss. Not to mention…like my nieces she’s in her twenties…your body bounces back a lot quicker. And what is wrong with her hiring a night nurse to get some sleep? She can afford it, so, why not? She didn’t say she outsources her kid to a nanny at all times. After three years aren’t we past her comments about Micheal Bay? Truth is, the guy is a dick. Megan saying so publicly wasn’t revealing some unknown fact about the guy. Was it the wisest move professionally? No…but for the love of all the good, green and legal to smoke medicinally…move on people. She’s beautiful, which is about as dumb a reason to hate on a person as I’ve ever known. Not mention…juvenile.