If you watched the Transformers movie, then you’ll have noticed how sexy Megan Fox is.

Well, maybe not. Maybe you’ll have been too busy noticing how much enjoyment Michael Bay was taking in stomping all over your beloved childhood memories by filling the movie with piddle jokes and confusing Ebonics-speaking robots who enjoy watching teenagers have sex. Anyhow, Megan Fox was also in Transformers and she was sexy.

And that sexiness is official, because the results of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women In The World poll has just been released, and Megan Fox is number one. Congratulations, then, to Megan Fox, who can now go to sleep at night knowing that more gawky teenage boys furiously masturbate to disturbing imagined adolescent sexual scenarios involving her than anyone else. Masturbate and then cry. Or is that just us?

There’s no doubt that Megan Fox has a huge future in Hollywood. If she plays her cards right, there’s nothing  to stop Megan Fox from becoming the new Angelina Jolie. She could be bigger than Angelina Jolie, even, because she doesn’t go on TV and get all ‘boo hoo hoo’ about starving Africans all the time.

Megan Fox is certainly sexy enough to become a huge star, because she’s just been named as FHM’s sexiest woman in the world – the premier poll to help teenage boys develop life-long ingrained unrealistic expectations of women… in the world.

We know, we know – just last month we were telling you that Katherine Heigl was the sexiest woman in the world and now we’re telling you it’s Megan Fox. But don’t be confused – Heigl came top of a poll of ideal potential girlfriends, whereas Megan Fox has won a poll of women who lonely men would like to sleep with once but never enter into a lasting relationship with because trying to have a conversation with them would be like trying to have a conversation with a brain-damaged monkey. Subtle difference. Anyway, The Associated Press reports:

Megan Fox is the sexiest woman in the world — at least according to FHM magazine… Fox debuted on the annual list in 2006 at No. 68 and ranked at No. 65 in 2007. Joining her in the top 10 this year are — in descending order — Jessica Biel, Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale. Britney Spears came in last place at No. 100.

That’s quite a list for someone as young as Megan Fox to come out on top of. It also goes to show what sort of a career Megan Fox can expect to have with all this new-found male attention – she can either go the way of 2007 winner Jessica Alba and make a string of massively unsuccessful movies or she can go the way of 2006 winner Scarlett Johansson and make, um, a string of massively unsuccessful movies. The sky’s the limit, Megan!

Oh, OK, we shouldn’t be too hard on Megan Fox. It’s not her fault that she’s pretty, is it? And maybe one day she’ll even prove that there’s more to her than looking like a dead-eyed, quite expensive inflatable sex doll. Let’s not forget that nine million men voted in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women list, and you know what they say – nine million men can’t be wrong. Unless they all read FHM.

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Megan Fox tops FHM’s sexiest women list – AP