It’s really difficult trying to come up with a witty way of putting this without having to resort to the usual, tired old clichéd quips. This is especially true when it comes to stories like this, where the blatantly obvious japes just dangle their private parts in your face whilst pouring hot steaming water all over you.

Rambling intro aside, we bring you news of a third Meet the Parents film, one that will complete the overall character arc and more than likely involve Ben Stiller (DVDs) throwing a cackling, evil, lightning-spewing Robert DeNiro (DVDs) down a nuclear shaft. Or are we thinking of the wrong trilogy here?

Anyway, according to HSX.com, a third Meet the… film has now been
officially announced, wittily entitled Meet The Little Focker. Oh, how
amusing. We’re assuming that the original cast will return, along with
(and we’re merely speculating here) a new addition to the ever-growing
family.

Hilarity will try and rear its head, though we do wonder how much
more they can milk out of this sour cow. The only thing that we could
possibly hope for is an inventive use of CGI that superimposes Ben
Stiller’s face onto the little fucker. Yes, we said it. For those of
you out there who didn’t realise it was a play on words.

As an aside, for those of you who are interested, the trailer for Ice Age 2 is now online. Go  and have a laugh at a computer sprite’s expense.

[story by James Hickey]