Musicians, huh? Who do they think they are?

If we're not kitted out in their fashion range which has ended up in Oxfams across the country, we have to listen to people like Bono harp on about how we're all evil. Really, it's like their ability to put out a record gives them the right to do everything.

The next best musicians do is make us watch their crazy lives. The Osbournes started the craze and Michael Jackson proved how much of a creepy man he really was when Martin Bashir followed him around. Next on the reality show gravy train is MC Hammer. Yes, we're counting the days down, too.