MC Hammer’s Undead Zombie Corpse Wants To See You Dance

We love the internet. Everyday it brings us dozens of cute and cuddly kitten pictures right to our inbox. Yesterday we saw this one where a kitten was sitting there pants-down at a computer and it was thinking to itself 'Inbox? I thought it was a litterbox!.’ We almost died!

Aside from kitten JPEGs, the internet has two other purposes – perpetuating the rumours of MC Hammer’s demise and hosting electronic dance competitions. Imagine for one second that there was a place where those two things collide. Wouldn’t that be some website? MC Hammer’s dead body sure thinks so.

That’s why its starting up Dancejam, a place where people who actually thought the movie Honey was well written can upload videos of themselves dancing. This is different from YouTube because Google doesn’t own it.

It’s not up yet though – just you be patient.

The decomposing body of MC hammer is still an excellent judge of dancing ability. It's got such an eye for technique, in fact, that it’s about to launch a website dedicated to watching amateur dancers pop, lock and spin all about on scraps of cardboard. Hammer himself will be judging all submissions competition-style, and will likely have more of a Randy Jackson approach than a Simon Cowell or Paula Abdul.

Hammer’s not really dead though, just so you know. Recent internet rumours were a tad fast on that announcement, and the rapper’s got a whole body stuffed to the brim with pulsating blood vessels to prove it. He’s also got quotes to back him up:

“This is going to be fun. I have kept Dancejam under wraps as long as I could. This is the first step of three that have been birthed from the music of the upcoming album "Look U", which I have mentioned in the last year and a half. The new music business will be built upon companies like Dancejam that will allow users to interact, communicate, compete and be the central figures of the music they love and that resonates with them. This will also help the music industry bring down the cost of marketing, and help aid the music industry in determining what is organically,"Hot" or "HotOla!!". Stay tuned.”

See, could a zombie type a full paragraph like that? We think not. The skin on the fingers is what keeps them from slipping right off the keyboard.

MC Hammer, apparently, isn’t dead one bit.

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