Mary Portas is widely renowned for having the poise and gait of a maimed Tyrannosaurus Rex and the retail miracle-worker has told Heat! magazine that she wants the opportunity to inject some sex appeal into David Cameron’s cabinet. Without hecklerspray trying to force any political viewpoints down the throats of our readers, Tories are arseholes. … Continue reading Mary Portas Wants To Sex Up Cameron’s Cabinet In Vomit-Inducing Publicity Stunt