Once there was a time, when Mark Wahlberg was just some dumbass in jockey shorts. Then, somehow, we went and became a proper actor before giving Justin Bieber a wedgie. Whaddaguy! Right?
Well, now it seems that Marky Mark and his brothers are opening up a burger joint! How great is that?
Well, it ain’t so great because he’s forgotten one fundamental thing – we’re not idiots.
See, the Swiss Family Wahberg are opening a high-end burger joint which is called Wahlberger?s.
Of course, celebrities love opening restaurants, so this is no surprise. There’s a lot of interest in it too, with TV crews wanting to get in on the action with a potential reality series to boot.
According to E! News, he explained:
“Maybe I'll be the Charlie?s Angels of reality TV. You?ll hear my voice. But obviously it's something that we?d want to control in every aspect and produce and make sure that we were doing something really quality.”
Sheesh. Sounds like a riot, eh?
And the controlling misery doesn’t end there either. The burger place is going to be… *gulp*… healthy.
“As well as a health and wellness business that will help people first and foremost feel good, exercise, eat right and then look good?Eighty-five percent of the population doesn't exercise and eat right, and you want to be able to push them in the direction of extending their lifespan and living healthy lives.?
Jesus Christ lad. Lighten up. No-one wants burgers unless they’re dripping in grease!
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stella says
At last he’ll be doing the job that best suits his face.