It’s good news for Paris Hilton – she’s one step closer to her dream of being considered the ‘Marilyn Monroe’ of our generation and it’s all thanks to a shared interest in taping yourself doing the nasty.?
Let’s not even get into all the reasons that won’t happen and focus on the matter of hand. Forget greasy semi-celebrities, Marilyn knows if you’re gonna release a sex tape, ?you might as well release it with one of the most powerful families in America. An 8mm film showing Marilyn Monroe having a threesome with – get ready for this – John F Kennedy and his brother Robert is reportedly about to go up for auction . I don’t know if fan fiction existed in those days, but this sounds like something that would have been scribbled in the back of a teenage girl’s diary.
The proverbial cat is being let out of the bag by former Hollywood bodyguard and memorabilia collector William Castleberry, who says that the tape was seized from his estate and will be sold to pay off a $200k court judgement against him unless he can raise the cash himself before Tuesday.
He won’t say how he came to own the tape in the first place, but this is the same guy that sold former client Anna Nicole Smith’s diary on eBay after she died, ?if it gives you anymore of an insight in to this guy’s personality.
No one’s seen the dirty movie before – not even the guy’s lawyers – ?but Castleberry is insisting that it’s 100% legit:
It's real. I had it for?years and I never released it out of respect for Joe DiMaggio? I'm just sick about?it and I'm desperately trying to raise money to get it back.
Basically, someone is about to gamble ?200,000 on a mystery video tape that could either be the world’s biggest sex symbol getting it on with a US president and his brother, or this Castleberry guy taking his kids to the park and taping over half of the final episode of Friends.
Okay, so not many people use 8mm for recording TV shows, but you get my point.
Either way, we won’t have to wait long to find out because Castleberry plans to make the tape public if he gets his grubby hands back on it, “give it all to a museum, or even open one [himself]”. That’s one specialist museum.